Cephandrious Maxtori

You get them, but the guitar is untunable, and is already out of tune. I want a refund, if he went to Braize, I'd argue he didn't actually die, since he's still alive.

It falls on you. I wish to kill Tanavast

Wait, quick follow-up, how do we know Feruchemy is from connection to Preservation?

Pretty-self-explanatory, as a side-effect of bearing his Dawnshard, our much adored and much despised Jesk is both physically unable to harm a living thing, nor is Midius able to partake in the consumption of animal flesh. My question is whether this would also apply to soulcast meat or not, since it was never a living animal.

Bondsmiths can manipulate connection specifically, I don't think a bondsmith would be able to steal innate traits like strength or mental fortitude the way someone could with hemalurgy. I believe allomancy is from connection to Preservation, so you could probably steal it, yes, but I don't think you could steal innate/self-dependant investiture like Feruchemy or [Warbreaker] Biochromatic Breaths, since those aren't tied to/dependant on connection, afaik. But I'm no professional arcanist, so take that with a pinch of copper.

You can, and your curse is that you become ticklish, and randomly feel like you're being tickled at completely unpredictable times for no reason at all. [vague WoR + Minor to Moderate WaT spoilers below]

Shardwhips are really neat, assuming they can be sharp enough to cut, and I don't see why they couldn't be.

Being Ironeyes

Granted, but you're always hungry, except you lose your appetite the moment you go to eat I wish for a sandwich

Actually having good taste

Actually drinking coffee because you like the taste

Favorite misting would have to be auger

A gram of caffeine a day

*glares* Storming Windrunners, they're everywhere

Discord!

Ruin

I think everyone and everything would and should be a lightweaver, so yes.

Shallan [WaT]

You could have it, but you don't I wish to marry Ati.

The Lost Metal

You have the wrong bands.

the Bands of Mourning

GREAT, NOW I'M A STORMING ARDENT, BECAUSE THAT'S STORMING WONDERFUL! /S I DESPISE THE VORIN CHURCH

Unsealed Copperminds

The Hall-Héroult process