Unfortunately not Our favourite fabrial spren
It is not the amazing and attractive Vargo
Unfortunately not the cute Ghostblood pretending to be an Ardent
It is not Daddynar
1. This character is from Roshar
2. This character is a type-I invested entity, or a Splinter
You have it, but realise that you can never enjoy a cosmere book ever again, since you already know everything that ever happens
I wish for Forms of Power
You have a cupcake, but you become temporarily colourblind.
I wish more people realised Leras and Ati were obviously lovers, they basically did the godly equivalent of getting married and starting a family together.