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Cave Opening Umieri Umieri covers from the mouth of the cave with his javelin, looking for threats. (Spot: 22 Listen: 19) [ooc] darn it. I'm wasting all my good rolls. I fear the random number god has taken notice of me.[/ooc]

I shoot flies with rubber bands.

What is the max number of pips you can get?

Cave Opening Umieri "Its armor holds some for of enchantment, but no particular residue of any spell remains." Umieri looks at the corpse. "Before I came here, I was on the continent of Xen'Drik. It was the home of giants. I wonder if this giant was from my home. Regardless, it would be pointless to bring the pages." Umieri looks to the cave mouth and scans for any active spells.

I wont be posting much for the next couple of days. I will do what I can but no guarantees.

[ooc] oops, sorry. I edited it so that Umieri uses detect magic. Its been a long time since I've seen anyone not prepare detect magic.[/ooc]

Cave Opening Umieri Umieri casts Detect Magic, waiting for any spell residue to show up on the body.

Cave Opening Umieri Umieri lifts the javelin, ready to throw it and looks for anything that could pose a threat. Whispering, "Careful, might be an ambush." [ooc] spot check 1d20+3=22 I vote for White Order as the party name. [/ooc]

[ooc] [/ooc] (yes I know it has a grammar error, but it conveys the feeling nicely)

While on the topic of conspiracies I would like to remind everyone that Kchan is the physical embodiment of the forums. Back on the original topic, I had to purchase a new set of headphones again. For some reason, the left earpiece is always the first to go. Always.

Alleyway Umieri "Evening, my fellow man of faith. Though we serve different gods, may we walk this path in harmony." Umieri gives a small nod, and extends his hand.

Make a Shard your god! Do it!

Eero. That topic made me laugh.

Preparing to avert off-topicness..restarting topic. Go! Would you rather eat raw hamburger for breakfast every morning or always have eggs stuck in your hair?

I would like to announce that I find ascii based computer games oddly fascinating.

Arron waves his hand in negation. "That will not be necessary ~ne. My family provides me with all the money I need~ne. I simply do not like to travel alone~ne. Traveling with others has better benefits~ne. I only need food and a place to stay, while I wander~ne." True for the most part. Though the money I get from my chapter-house isn't all that large, but its not like I need that much either.

Depends on how long the circus arc lasts. The original plan was, since I was the only person doing the side quests at the time, to go through the circus then hit mawsbeck. Now that they are both "running", that plan isn't what I am doing anymore. Though, since you did post in my thread, Arron will eventually encounter your character. EDIT: is there a banking system?

Pun-Pun... because one simple picture isn't enough.

a lvl 50-60 dragon is so broken it isn't even funny. The only reason he would use one is if he is pulling Rocks Fall Everyone Dies.

Discreet Room Umieri Umieri had finished meditating and was explaining the details of his religion to Turjan. "The sovereign Host is a pantheon of nine gods and goddesses, rather than just a collection of deities. They are largely removed, distant, and uninvolved with the affairs of my home. We don't pray to them for any sort of afterlife reward, only for material gain n this life. Worshipers of the Sovereign Host are called Vassals and they are divided across a wide variety of churches and organizations across Eberron. There is no central hierarchy to worship of the various gods of the Sovereign Host and practices vary tremendously between sects. At one point, the Host actually numbered thirteen. The four others were banished from the Host following the Schism. Two more dark deities join them to form the Dark Six, the counterparts of the Host." Umieri finishes up with an explanation of each god, good and evil. Turning to his comrades, "I'm ready." [ooc] I am not going to list out every god. If you are curious. linky. [/ooc]

No. Unless you target the armor itself.

Discreet Room Umieri "Word of advice, take sleep where you can get it wizard. Unless you want to take first watch of course." Umieri looks at the new man. "My name is Umieri D'Denieth." Umieri puts out his own bedroll, and lies down.

There is a character named Beni Gabor. Here is a relevant video:

@ Featherwriter upvote for the wetboy comment.

Do I spy a Mummy reference?