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Do you guys ever start out a completely normal conversation and have it end up getting so weird
Like this happened at like 2am or some horrible hour of the night and me and PianoSavant ended up with something like thisWhat would happen if lift and gollum met and started running around with fish in their mouths and Dalinar made Szeth babysit and wyndle following lift like “mistress please stop this nonsense” and then Gawx decides if lift is doing it it must be the right thing so he joins in and makes his advisors join him and then Kaladin walks in and is like “Tien used to do this all the time” and gets sad and leaves and then Lopen and Rock join in and Sigzil sees the prime doing it like “what the-“ and then Hoid is just there selling fish or smth equally weird, or is making a story out of it to tell somebody later and we just kept yapping for like an hour abt this these were just some that I remembered
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I wish my sister liked the cosmere
I got her to read Mistborn, and she hated Kelsier, that kinda ruined the book for her, and then I spoiled the entire Kelsier Arc for her, because I thought it would get her to start reading it again, and her reaction was literally "Oh my god the mormonism" the entire time i was explaining the kelsier arc.
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Average D&D moment:
We steal the sick sword from the death knight and trap it in an orb of darkness where it is slapped by acidic cosmic eldritch milk tentacles, but our pacifist bard rolls a nat one on the animal handling they were doing (for some reason) and wanders in yelling "here doggy doggy" then we spend the entire combat trying to heal him without being able to see him and wasting literally everything we have on that since the tentacles are doing an average of 70 damage a turn and I the wizard spend the entire combat doing moral support since all my spells are range sight, only to find that once we kill the death knight the sword (our only motivation for not running away) dissolves, but it was worth it in the end cause we learned that the corn (which the dm made sure to tell us a few sessions ago will ripen in 15 days and we've had a bunch of absurd conspiracies on why that's important) is being spiked with pink enchantment liquid that the barbarian immediately uses his negative intelligence to drink and turn on us.
That led to some interesting conversations.
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