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  1. “eYs, btu hte HDSP (hot dog stand people) wnta ot tkae hte Kookeis fomr yuo” ”edsroty temh”
  2. Yes I in fact do TPBM doesn’t like the Cosmere (watch it be nobody)
  3. Not needing the sun to survive
  4. Do you guys ever start out a completely normal conversation and have it end up getting so weird 
    Like this happened at like 2am or some horrible hour of the night and me and PianoSavant ended up with something like this

    What would happen if lift and gollum met and started running around with fish in their mouths and Dalinar made Szeth babysit and wyndle following lift like “mistress please stop this nonsense” and then Gawx decides if lift is doing it it must be the right thing so he joins in and makes his advisors join him and  then Kaladin walks in and is like “Tien used to do this all the time” and gets sad and leaves and then Lopen and Rock join in and Sigzil sees the prime doing it like “what the-“ and then Hoid is just there selling fish or smth equally weird, or is making a story out of it to tell somebody later and we just kept yapping for like an hour abt this these were just some that I remembered

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    2. CoderDrag0n8

      CoderDrag0n8

      I wish my sister liked the cosmere

      I got her to read Mistborn, and she hated Kelsier, that kinda ruined the book for her, and then I spoiled the entire Kelsier Arc for her, because I thought it would get her to start reading it again, and her reaction was literally "Oh my god the mormonism" the entire time i was explaining the kelsier arc.

    3. Through The Living Ash

      Through The Living Ash

      Average D&D moment: 

      We steal the sick sword from the death knight and trap it in an orb of darkness where it is slapped by acidic cosmic eldritch milk tentacles, but our pacifist bard rolls a nat one on the animal handling they were doing (for some reason) and wanders in yelling "here doggy doggy" then we spend the entire combat trying to heal him without being able to see him and wasting literally everything we have on that since the tentacles are doing an average of 70 damage a turn and I the wizard spend the entire combat doing moral support since all my spells are range sight, only to find that once we kill the death knight the sword (our only motivation for not running away) dissolves, but it was worth it in the end cause we learned that the corn (which the dm made sure to tell us a few sessions ago will ripen in 15 days and we've had a bunch of absurd conspiracies on why that's important) is being spiked with pink enchantment liquid that the barbarian immediately uses his negative intelligence to drink and turn on us. 

      That led to some interesting conversations. 

    4. ChipsAHoid

      ChipsAHoid

      YOU CAN’T HATE KELSIER!!!! 
      Yeah things like that happen in like… anything even resembling an rp that I’m part of…

  5. “I mean I've dated a door.” - @Argenti
  6. I am and already did TPBM has read more of the Cosmere than me (I’ve read everything but Warbreaker and that includes short stories)
  7. As far as you know! Who wants to be massively hyper?
  8. “eYs, gievr fo kookeis nda ptas” (hope my translation was decent) (I might need to take a course in gremlen)
  9. Imma say chocolate Do you feed chocolate to dogs?
  10. You grab an arrow, nock it, draw back the bowstring, aim, and fire the arrow at a target by releasing the string If you could execute one shader, which would it be?
  11. Hey maybe spoiler that
  12. Dying Can’t be unemployed if you’re dead!
  13. Lord Tunabrain gives the order to fire the missile at the hot dog missiles with the intent to blow them up and the hot dog people with them. The incendiary shall be used on the battering rams. ——————————————— Lord Tunabrain steps onto the field of battle, looking to see what damage was dealt and to slay these fell foes. ”WHO SHALL FIGHT ME!?!” he bellows, “WHOSE BLOOD WILL BE LEFT DRIPPING DOWN LIKE THE KETCHUP LEFT ON MY WALLS?!?” He looks left and right, clearly eager for the fight to come.
  14. Lord Tunabrain gulps “Time to test out those weapons!” @Denisimo, what types of siege equipment do they have? GUYS THIS WAS MY 100th post YAAAAAY
  15. Not that much If you could eat one organ, which would it be?
  16. Having the money taken from you by force
  17. That’s my personal philosophy right there lol Monetary fines
  18. Probably reading RoW What are the best movies you’ve ever seen?
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