Lurthemir

*Summons tan Shardblade and blue Shardshield* Don't test my patience mortal.

*Grabs a free snowcone* Both of those are useless against Shardweapons Grey.

He has his own Shardpool.

I think I got them all.

If the leaders of the factions want to compile a list of their members and PM me about it I'll add a list to the OP. Otherwise getting some of the members pinned down could be difficult, but I'll see what I can do.

It is interesting indeed! This thread has brought the Featherwar to a standstill.

I'm am Lurthemir, The Most Interesting Man in the Cosmere. Your palace intrigues me. Also it appears you have stolen Quiver, which I find amusing.

Nah, it's cool. I explained to them it would make an "epic" entrance. (Oh, the puns.) They were ok with it after that. "Stands up and dismisses Shardfurniture." Everything ok now?

*Walks into Elsa's throne room and summons a blue Shardchair and a tan Shardfootrest, then sits down.* Good afternoon Elsa, Have we met?

Some of you may have noticed that there appears to be a set of pseudo-rp factions developing. I have decided to list the ones I know here to help clear things up: Featherblades: Servants and loyal protectors of their Lady Feather, most well known for her fan fiction, these loyal followers have sworn to defend Feather until their final breath. Should you anger her they will descend upon you in what most know as the Featherstorm. Shroomites: The sworn enemies of Feather, they have aligned themselves with the one known as InsurrectionistFungus and are usually paid in Kiwifruit. Their leader is colloquially known as Shroom. He and his have already been denounced several times by the Featherblades. Newcago Court: This new faction arose overnight when Quiver, a former Featherblade, separated from the Feather-faction and began his own group following Elsa Steelheart, they are the new kids on the block and most discussion is currently centered around them. The Unaligned: People like me, who have not yet or choose not to join a faction yet have still participated in the pseudo-rp anyway. The Observer's Guild: Lightsworn Panda's guild sworn to non-intervention. The Wafflesworn: A cooking guild sworn to feed the bellies of all factions. They have declared war on virtual hunger! If I'm missing anyone major please speak up; this might be going on for awhile. Rosters: Featherblades: Total Arbitrary Troops = 2651 Featherwriter(Leader) Mailliw73 lwd24evr Natans Pinpoint TheShogun Hello. My Name is Joe Shroomites: Total Arbitrary Troops = 61 InsurrectionistFungus(Leader) CrystalBodies Newcago Court: Total Arbitrary Troops = 3065 Elsa Steelheart(Leader) Swimmingly Matrim Bloody Cauthon Delightful Grey Pilgrim Quiver The Observer's Guild: Lightsworn Panda (Founder and Leader) PorridgeBrick (Master Worldhopper) MozytheHealer (Master Observer) Sunshine (Journeyman) Surgebound Rainspren (Journeyman) Gaz (Journeyman) Theorymaker (Journeyman) The Wafflesworn: Ashiok Kobold King

This thread is hilarious, upvotes shall be given.

He spiked Ruin.

An Aon is named after him.

I'll hold off for awhile then, as those are my conditions. By the way, you guys have some heresy to deal with

I shall accept your generous offer on a couple conditions: - That I be placed outside the chain of command. - That I be titled the Master Tactician and Official Speaker of Powerful Words. That is all. Thank You.

*Turns to the Featherblades and begins to speak* Featherblades, Feathertips, and assorted Feathermancers (plus one Featherfarmer) I may not be one of you, nor may I have any desire to join your ranks, but today we have met a great foe. The name we know him by is Shroom. He has insulted your Lady Feather multiple times across many places in the great expanse known as the internet. He has insulted her bravery, her loyalty and her followers. He has insulted here in her very own thread. WILL YOU STAND FOR THIS?!?! Even now his forces grow. He has amassed followers with promises of kiwifruits, and others who flock to him simply to oppose Feather, but he is no true leader. His followers require bribes and the others join him in fear of Feather, and the Featherblades! You loyal followers are the bane of people such as he. He and his followers are cowards, and they deserve to be smitten by your righteous wrath. All we simply need to do is march outside this throne room and vanquish the forces of evil. With Featherspears, Featherblades, and assorted fungicides we shall destroy this enemy. Every minute we wait is another minute these enemies draw breath. I may not be one of you, nor do I share your same sentiments about Feather all the time, but in this case she must be defended, and I will not back down. I cannot guarantee you victory, nor can I guarantee that you will have glory, but I promise you that this thread, will be a thread to remember. FOR VICTORY AND HONOR!! *Summons a blue Shardshield, and a tan Shardblade, then proceeds to march outside of the throne room*

Wait... Is Shroom gaining followers off of Feather's thread?

You have earned my respect Feather; this foe is yours and yours alone.

*Looks around at the strange scene developing in the throne room after reading everything Feather posted about Shroom* So Feather, it appears you and I could work out that truce I mentioned now right?

*Walks briskly into Feather's throne room.* Brightlady Feather! This fighting has been tiring on the both of us. There have been words tossed, Shardblades and a highstorm summoned, a nyan-cat and spear casualty, the wall was cut apart,(My bad) and there is a pepper shaker missing from table 3 in the mess. Since I've been away I've also noticed that we share similar views on certain Stormlight characters. (You might be a bit more enthusiastic than me on those though) *takes a small step forward* So I propose a truce. An end to this fighting would allow the both of us to refocus our efforts on convincing the 17th Shard of Renarin's innate awesomeness among other things. (Note that this is by no means a capitulation of Lurthemir to the Featherblades, nor is it in any way, shape, or form an offer to join the Featherblades.)

I fear for your health.

*cuts himself down with his Shardblade* I see how it is then. *Runs to the hall and lashes himself towards the exit* Even though I think it's a bit much, some art by Maki would be pretty cool. (Even if it's for the Featherblades)

*shouts from a looong way off* Too late!

I do recognize that she has some awesome accomplishments, but seriously, you Featherblades defend her harder than she defends Renarin. EDIT: Nice poem though

He has bonded both an Honorspren and a Cryptic.