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  1. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    "Nuh uh," he says, grabbing a methane-powered flamethrower.
  2. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Renamed looked around. "Uh, Narrator?" A man in a dark green suit appeared behind Renamed. He was slightly shorter than Renamed, with grey eyes and short hair. Alright so some questions Are Narrators Thread-Aware by default? Does a Narrator have to understand something to make it? Can one make a car without knowing how it works, or make a material they've seen but don't know what it's made of? How tall is Rebus?
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    Clone's Polar Bear Army compromise your agents on the field anyway and steal the sandwich I don't know the CEO just likes moles "16 copper clips." He actually has no idea experience with economics or business at all; he's new to the job, elevated after the old CEO died when Titan exploded.
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    Because If you heat it up or cool it down, volume changes Mass doesn't, but they don't like mass "Fine. 50 billion boxings. We may not have made many sales, but we all know that methane rockets are the future. Even if fusion get up and running first, you can get your hydrogen from our hydrocarbons, which are way easier to store as liquids."
  5. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Congratulations!
  6. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    The CEO says, "100 billion boxings"
  7. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Give me 'til sunrise And if we don't return Then six hundred men can make this whole place burn
  8. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    "Oh, we were?" Rayer shrugs at starts looking for tracks on the ground, or any sign of movement.
  9. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Gasp! Oh The CEO of Hydrocarbon Mining Inc. says that 1 mole of pure methane sells at 10 copper clips, and 1 mole of pure ethane sells at 15 copper clips. Which happens to be Clone. He adds the cheesecakes to his armour.
  10. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    "Hey summon your Shardblades let's break the 4th Wall." Meanwhile Kal is depressed that no one he saved was ever real WWRTO Mars
  11. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Something feels off here I see fire but there's no smoke I say we strike first We don't have time to waste so let's raid the place!
  12. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Clone honks, before realising that sound doesn't travel through space Moon, actually. Clone falls asleep, and wakes up when the space traffic is cleared. Him and the Polar Bear Army make it to Triton. The company Hydrocarbon Mining Inc. asks the people of Arrakis whether they want to buy some hydrocarbons. @Ashkaloda
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    Clone recovers and gives you Callisto, before evacuating all of his forces and relocating to Triton.
  14. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    "Hey who are you and what did you do to the Stormfather?" WWRTO the Mistborn Movie
  15. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    "This is the laziest planet ever." WWRTO Storm from Epic: The Musical
  16. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Clone gets knocked out from the barrage of money. Only the glitter armour keeps him alive. The Sandcaterpillars win.
  17. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Clone, in his glitter armour, is now battling an army of Sandcaterpillars.
  18. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    No Maw as in Jaw but Maw The Maw 27 reminds you that it doesn't have a head, and it proceeds to run away with your fingers.
  19. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Ah. The Maw 27 bonks you on the head, stealing the sandwich from you.
  20. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Hey you're meant to be paused The Maw 6 says, "Pronounced like 'jaw', but with an 'm'." The Maws are awakened black hole frying pans Except the original one in FCRRP, which is massive, a Splinter of Virtuosity, and not a frying pan
  21. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    The Maws 6, 27 and 28, being singularities, are beyond time and space. They steal the sandwich from you.
  22. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Rayer turned to Jemms. "Why are we here again?"
  23. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    But Clone was keeping the present intact in an alternate timeline Besides, since the first time travel event, 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel rules have applied. Also I realised that the unnamed clone was not here, so there are only 3 new clones
  24. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Rayer looked around, confused. Where was he?
  25. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    TIME TRAVEL? Clone sighs, altering the universe once again, uniting the timelines, creating... 4 new clones, 1 new chull-clone, and the Maws 28 and 29. And a whole, stormin' bunch of Honorblades. Except the Windrunner, Skybreaker, and Bondsmith ones, which aren't here.
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