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  1. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

    Welcome to the Shard!

    I recommend you make and introductory post here.

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    Yes. I need to wait for some stuff though. Alright, so maybe it's FTL, but at least most will travel the cognitive, so it'll still be days. @Tinwatcher, are you rolling?
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    Well, sophons kind of have complete omniscience too. I fold several up into 11 Dimensions and send them all at light speed to locate the Star Stream. I then threaten to broadcast your coordinates. I'm kind of already spoiling a lot more.
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    It's going to Supernova, soon. But I can't imagine that it carries all the matter. Maybe about a half a Solar mass, but I think that's the limit.
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    Hmm... but then only the Invested portion travels this fast... Alright so then all the Investiture and Dawnshard-seeking stuff would happen super fast but the actual planet-destroying Physical Realm matter will take decades.
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    Because this is major information that all Shards should know that I somehow did not realise until now, I'm going to tag everyone. @IcedOutPenguin@ThatOneWorldhopper@SpartanBrigade@ChickenBonanza@.....@Dragonheir@Argenti@Tinwatcher@Spark of Hope@SpiritOfWrath@al_lan_mandragoran@Through The Living Glass@Denisimo
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    I threaten to broadcast the location of the Star Stream unless you return the Sandwich.
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    You are on Roshar. The Sandwhich is on Scadrial. Any attempt to take it and I broadcast Roshar's coordinates to the galaxy, and then it won't take long before a Dark Forest Strike obliterates you. But the plasma from the stellar explosion would significantly slow down Roshar's velocity and it would crash into the remnant of it's star.
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    In this case, Marna will not accuse Scarface. However, there is also no justification for voting TwinStorm. So Marna, once again, wouldn't vote. At least for now.
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    Just had a thought: The star systems here are separated by somewhere between 10 and 30 light years. Which means, the light from Virtuosity's supernova won't reach them for 10 to 30 years! All the planets will have decades to prepare!
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    Where in Death's End though? Actually, it would most likely involve blowing up the star, and because Roshar's star is more massive than the Sun (how else would a year be 500 days), the resulting mini-supernova would probably destroy everything up to Braize. The Oobleck would be instantly vapourised.
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    This... is suspicious, yes, but all the Unmade aren't aethers. It's only Re-Shephir as far as we know, and she's midnight aether. Also maybe the Dark Aether is something Unmade-related.
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    Marna looked at the evidence. Quite overwhelming, it was. She would vote Scarface. But, she would like to hear what he had to say. @DrakeMarshall Actually, on second thought, she would not vote Scarface. Three people were already voting for him and Marna did not want the Shades on her for shedding blood. But, if things changed and Scarface was no longer so ahead of everyone else, she would. Unless he or someone else could convince her otherwise. Alright now. Under normal circumstances, Striker would've been at 2 votes. So if there is proof that he sent a PM, then Marna could agree with this.
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    Tones
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    The ninth, I'm thinking, is Re-Shephir, the Midnight Mother, because she's literal aether. Which means Odium somehow corrupted aether.
  18. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

    Bot.

    1. ChipsAHoid

      ChipsAHoid

      Ur a bot. Just like @SpiritOfWrath! Must all sharders fall in such a way?

  19. KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren
    Congratulations! Now, there are some things from the original Knights Radiant that, upon closer inspection, don't make sense for us. For one this, it is that the orders are divided. We already have @Kaladin Stormcursed, whose oaths are a merger between that of a Windrunner and a Stoneward. The Truth I must say is also closely connected to my growth as a Truthwatcher. It makes sense, then, to allow for hybrid orders. The next thing is the limit of the Fifth Ideal. It does not make sense for the 5th to be the highest Ideal, because there will be times where you need a 6th. If no one had told Kaladin that there were 5 Ideals, he would've thought the 3rd is the highest until he learned otherwise. The final thing for now is the Skybreaker Crusade. I deem that this is no longer only for Skybreakers, and is also no longer limited to being the 4th. It is up to the Radiant when they begin one and what it is. Of course, we can't do anything like Rosharan Skybreakers did, but there are still things we can to prove our Radiance. The final, final thing: We officially have 20 Knights Radiant!
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    Yes, the Sibling's words support this. They said that Raboniel was going to 'Unmake' them. I think Ba-Ado-Mishram could be stolen from Ambition, and Re-Shephir from the aethers. Though I do think that some Unmade are purely Splinters of Odium, like Ashertman.
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    Yes, welcome to the Knights Radiant.
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    For additional context, this is not ultimate deterrence. If I send the signal, only Roshar gets obliterated. Scadrial and everywhere else remains. I give you 49 hours to bring me the sandwhich before I blow up whatever your homeworld is.
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    What I expected memes from 2015 to be like: What memes from 2015 actually are:
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    If you really want one, I can summon a master forger @SpartanBrigade He's totally not a Forger that just stamps stuff to look like Shardblades.
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    2295. Main Adonalsium 2296. Main Lord Ruler 2297. Main a Dawnshard
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