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  1. Through The Living Ash
    I am immune to their disappointment and hide expertly behind a pencil that I pull from my pocket.
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    agreeing to permanently leave in
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    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the haemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken languege, it
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    So you're saying Virtuosity is purposefully sending the star's matter to the SR (it def has enough Investiture to make a perpedicularity there), shooting it across Connections to other places, then bringing it back to the PR for the purpose of not giving the Shards the time to prepare after the supernova?
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    Why? I was under the impression that the majority of the sun's Investiture is in the Physical, causing the supernova. And unless Viruosity is purposefully moving the Investiture, there should be no reason for the sun's spiritweb to suddenly eject the Investiture it does have in the SR outwards.
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    @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren, this is what I found for what happened to those. The second one is the one that I froze. Dunno what happened to the other 10 Honorblades.
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    I trapped super mega nightblood in a bubble of completely frozen time, surrounded by silver that is, again, frozen. I haven't seen the honorblades in my time here, but I have heard them referenced. You built Bartholomew into the safe, so he is now happily protected with the Sandwich.
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    Spiritual wave?
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    Cowardice is always the answer. I run away.
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    However, you forgot the mustard.
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    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the haemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken
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    Sure, eventually. But, presumably, this is not Roshar? I somehow lost the conversation in the past few minutes. What? I would never! Not knowing who or what a Constellation is, I opt to feel the wrath of the lightning. I stubbornly communicate this to the Probability Storm, ignoring its lack of sentience.
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    of the others were vaporised.
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    This makes the fish with legs who sued them very sad, and so they go to therapy. Still very far from everything else and not understanding the references, I offer the Probability storm a freshly filleted fish. A fish with legs appears in front of the Unmade Sandwich and consumes it.
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    I roll out of the way.
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    I realised that, but I was hoping others wouldn't notise cause it screws with some of the plot I had in mind. Oh well.
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    Not super great in orbital mechanics but I can think of some ways. The Oobleck, contrary, would not be vaporised as the whole point of it was being blow-up-proof. They are sued as the sandwich is not a living being.
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    Shades
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    Taeidin frowns. "Incomprehensible to whom?"
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    I wake up in the midst of your preparations
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    Bartholomew, who had been contemplating his evil master plans and definitely not napping, covers Nerdy's homeworld in Oobleck so as to make it blow-up-proof.
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    "Especially tigers!" Tigers were eaten.
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    Because of this, the dog was left with the lasting injury of having only two legs, not three. But it was still a Shard so...
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