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  1. LessName
    At that exact moment, Faunus decided to wake up. She blinked, looking around, “Hey guys, what’s going on?” @Dragonheir @TwinStorm
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    The woman snatched up the coins rather quickly, and returned with a bowl of something, because the stew part of it was questionable. “This is all we got, left over from last month. And ain’t nobody not gunna tell you where the big ol’ dragon is. He’s right outside the town, in its cave, waitin’ to battle a prince. But ain’t no prince gunna save that peasant girl, so she probably ain’t gonna live long.”
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    A woman greeted Regulus as he entered, clearly the bartender, she had a no nonsense look about her, as she looked the young man over, and raised an eyebrow at him. “What’cha want? The big ol’ inn ain’t got any rooms left. Too many ‘hero’s’ ‘ere to save the princess. But incase you ain’t heard, ain’t no princess get stolen.” Then she grinned, although she had several missing teeth. “You should have seen my ex-husband’s face. He ain’t comin’ back here anytime soon.”
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    The building directly next to the big, wooden mansion — which was buzzing with an unusual amount of activity, including a seemingly very irritated princess that was in fact not captured — was indeed considered ‘small’, compared to its larger friend. A sign with the words ‘Big ol’ inn’ hung on the outside.
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    “Oh yes.” Said the nondescript person, with a nondescript smile, “Did you see the big wooden building? It’s the small one next to it. You’ll know which one.” Then the nondescript person turned back to doing their nondescript thing.
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    Regulus, unfortunately, could see no castle like building. While there was a rather large wooden building towards the center of the town, further information found this young adventurer, before he could search it out. “Ho boy!” Shouted someone to Regulus. “It ain’t worth it.” Said the grizzled old man that had passed Regulus on the road. Now on foot, the old man was shorter than the young man, due to a rather bad hunch. He had his elderly horse in tow, and seemed none too pleased. “Ain’t no princess stolen. When I told you the big ol’ dragon was ol’, I meant real ol’. Me own grand pappy thought the ol’ beast died of ol’ age! But it didn’t, and it took no princess. Took some peasant girl, a real nobody peasant girl.” The old man gnashed his gums in anger at this. “Couldn’t ev’n find her parents to see if they’d give her hand in marriage to me! But it ain’t matter, ain’t nobody gunna save no peasant girl. She’s probably missin’ teeth. And I ain’t like no woman missin’ teeth.” With that, the grizzled old man left the town, cursing about women without teeth as he did so. @Halcyon The Only
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    Upon entering the village, Regulus finds the place rather calm, and seemingly under control. People walk here and there, smiling at one another, and going on with normal everyday business. As if nothing had happened.
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    Suddenly, a rather old and grizzled man atop a war horse passed Regulus on the road, albeit not very fast, as the horse itself was advanced in years. “Ho there boy! Have ye heard the news? Next town down, they say a Princess has been stol’n. Big ol’ dragon, and I mean real ol’ dragon, did it. All us hero’s goin’ to see how much we can git out the king.” He paused, clearing his throat with a hacking sound and spewing a glob of dark spittle to the side of the road. ”Reck’n I’d do it just fer her hand in marr’age! But I he’rd the ol’ blowhard king mite be giv’n away half his kingdom.” The old man snorted loudly, before slapping his horse, and riding off. @Halcyon The Only
  9. LessName
    I’ll consider putting it on zoom, open to anyone who wants to join. Comments off though, to prevent Haly and ThroughTheLivingGlass from squealing. Also, no glass cups, or metal utensils.
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    For anyone who’s cared enough to look at @NameIess and I’s member title, I didn’t break up with him.

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    It was terrible

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    I’m very emotional right now

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    I don’t ever want to date anyone else ever again!

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    He said we had to “move on”

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    2. LessName

      LessName

      Thank you all!! 

    3. TwinStorm

      TwinStorm

      Congrats!

    4. Keke

      Keke

      I JSUT SAW THIS THATS AWESOME OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG CONGRATS ALL THE ONGRATS tbh for a sec that concerned me THATS THE BEST NEWS IVE HEARD IN A WHILE YOUR GONNA BE SO CUTE TOGATHER!!!

  11. LessName
    Faunus followed along, seeing that there was indeed an exit to the cave. But this time she made sure Moni was following along.
  12. LessName
    Clearly because you still love me.
  13. LessName
    Californians, well it’s true about Washington as well.
  14. LessName
    Trauma makes me funny. The trauma I have from my sixteen years out there.
  15. LessName
    Nah, they’re still against guns, which is cute, considering they’re in Texas.
  16. LessName
    Yes, I’m sure they love California, with their million dollar starter homes that are no bigger than a cardboard box. Actually those starter home might be cardboard boxes. The cost of living along the west coast was insane.
  17. LessName
    I know- I was being dramatic.
  18. LessName
    It’s because we’re refugees, fleeing the west coast.
  19. LessName
    BACK, BACK I SAY, HE’S MINE
  20. LessName
    Neither, I’m southern, (pronounced correctly, not the stupid “suthern” but sOUthern)
  21. LessName
    No I’m northern, but was dumped out here in the south three years ago.
  22. LessName
    I don’t believe this. Texas will be the same, whether in the north or south, y’all are just a jungle.
  23. LessName
    Well it appears he’s kinda dead.
  24. LessName
    She’s fine, but Cricket isn’t
  25. LessName
    Add a cackling Malevolence to the background, got it.
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