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Through the Living Wrath

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  1. “Yessir! I’ll need your name, background, favorite color, and favorite animal.”
  2. “Cool. Would I be dependent, or would I just… lose whatever cool powers this gives me?”
  3. The man nodded. “G’day to you. I’m an unofficial official unknown to the Flame. I make sure that none of y’all are gonna repeat what the Twins did.” He paused. “Man. Talking’s so nice. Much better than spelling it out in the shadows, or waving my arms until they get it.
  4. “You’re wrong there. Wait. Will I need regular ‘transfusions?’”
  5. “Oh *storms* it does, doesn’t it. Good thing I could never afford them.”
  6. “No… help… they’re all dead! And the shadows, oh Twins, the shadows…” There was a gate. A man sat watching them.
  7. “I think it does. I’ll have to become a botanist, just to be able to distinguish between my relatives. I don’t have the money for that.”
  8. “Same difference, really. Wait. Does that mean I’m racist?”
  9. “Guess I’ll have to forfeit maple syrup, then.”
  10. “And I have green skin. Or something. Some sort of plant. Yea. Is what I just did cannibalism? Which plant species did you take the plant stuff from?”
  11. Interesting. He frowned and poked his stomach. “I ain’t Hungary, if yer listning.”
  12. Man. That could have been good. He sat there, bored.
  13. Well crap. He just ate the paste, then.
  14. He took the leaf, and then ground up a bunch of other leaves (with spittle to make it a pasty thing) and rolled them into the first. He then started looking for a way to make fire.
  15. He stepped over to one and took a leaf, smelling it.
  16. He found a place to sit, and inspected his surroundings.
  17. He looked around, breathing in. “Well? Did it work?”
  18. “…I kinda gathered that. What must I do next, O thou scientist employed by the faceless tech company that kidnapped me?
  19. “So… is it done?” He narrowed his eyes. “You want me to do something, don’t you Some task, some test.”
  20. THREE WEEKS TO THE END OF SCHOOL

    I CAN DO IT (So can you! Visit this site to get blessings from the Boiler!)

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    1. AltonicKeys

      AltonicKeys

      The Boiler? They're sending you to the Boiler room to convert your bones into energy to fuel the school's machinations? And whatever is left of your ashes will be pressed into a brick? And once they gather enough bricks they'll rebuild the school?

      what

  21. NOE YU! DA SPYELLYM TONDAD DO DA MATTAH!
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