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Kansas Stormcursed

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  1. Granted. You break your car instead. I wish all parties had dodgeball.
  2. I use Deflect Missile to catch the arrow, Sandwich still impaled, and put it in my quiver.
  3. 839. Be at least a foot taller than every woman you know and unintentionally irritate them over their shortness.
  4. Oh man I haven’t watched those near enough.
  5. Haha! (Takes entire deck of cards) I win!
  6. Granted, you are permanently in a coma slowly downloading the near-infinite amount of knowledge about computers. I wish for super strength.
  7. I need a shard-chain whip
  8. 822. Speaking sentences only speaking about the creature class “Construct”.
  9. Me rereading the Inheritance Cycle for what may very well be the 631st time. TPBM loves chocolate.
  10. I drive by on my motorcycle and snatch the Tofu-Lettuce-and-Tomato Sandwich out of your hand, speeding off into the sunset while playing Something in the Orange on my boombox to mourn your loss.
  11. Greetings from the beyond
  12. Granted; however, you must consume $1,000 of food per day. I wish to know ALL.
  13. I step aside, and the sleepwalking Vyz stumbles past me and faceplamts in the dirt, snoring loudly.
  14. Oops I chop down the tree and claim the sandwich, casually strolling off.
  15. I drop out of a tree onto Unintelligenius, claiming the sandwich and beginning to climb back up into the tree.
  16. I thankfully haven’t. The person below me has completed 1st grade.
  17. 815. Write words using numbers (if you aren’t 7/your name isn’t Prince).
  18. I love this thread and hate it. Thanks.
  19. Of those who hate the
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