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  1. Vyzkel
    Haha whaaaaaaaat (I need to do French stuff) TPBM has threatened permanent injury to someone if they pinch them.
  2. Vyzkel
    Does being kicked in the face work? TPBM does a lesser known sport (I.e it’s in the Olympics but not the most popular or something).
  3. Vyzkel
    Shard buddies are basically friends but better basically, it’s just someone you’ve connected with at the Shard. And Ooklas come from Ookla season, which is a time between someone of importance’s birthday and Brando’s birthday (feel free to fact check me). Yep, that.
  4. Vyzkel
    Granted, this creates a paradox in which both of you die while waiting for orders, but since you need orders to order each other, nothing happens. I wish to watch the above sentence
  5. Vyzkel
    1834. Take @dezaS out of your pocket
  6. Vyzkel
    Granted, your schizophrenia decreases by exactly 10%, making Dave the background character disappear. I wish for a tasty sandwich
  7. Vyzkel
    I actually love that word 1829. Self-defenestrate after listening to someone explain defenestration
  8. Vyzkel
    1827. Throw a person out of a window because they ruined your groove.
  9. Vyzkel
    I stand there with my mouth open, staring at the spot where beauty was made.
  10. Vyzkel
    I, trying to ignore the army of straw, use the power of dance to distract you. Using the Worm(the dance move), I steal the Sandwich and dance away. It’s like playing rock, paper, scissors with a banana.
  11. Vyzkel
    Dang that’s a good plot line.
  12. Vyzkel
    Granted, you have schizophrenia and you start lightweaving your delusions, making you extremely unhelpful for anything. I wish that my hands were grease proof.
  13. Vyzkel
    But like, cheese puffs though TPBM has crazy hair rn
  14. Vyzkel
    Heh, nice
  15. Vyzkel
    *sigh* yeaah TPBM is wearing jeans
  16. Vyzkel
    Unfortunately for you, this is a new Mark Rober video, and you have the new Glitter Bomb 6.0. I run away with the Sandwich as you get sprayed with fart spray and glitter.
  17. Vyzkel

    *stumbles back in*

    *gasps for breath*

    DONT WORRY

    IM ALIVE

    What happened when I was gone?

    Spoiler

    PS Haly’s a bird?

     

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    2. Bird Furious

      Bird Furious

      *pounces and hugs father*

      Yay :D 

    3. Vyzkel

      Vyzkel

      *pat pat*

    4. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      YAY WELCOME BACK

      *tackles*

      I was wondering where you'd gotten off to :D

  18. Vyzkel
    1799. Garnish your soup with toenails
  19. Vyzkel
    What? Why?
  20. Vyzkel

    I wasn’t following you? Dang

    1. Doomslug the Arcane

      Doomslug the Arcane

      I just realized today that I wasn't following you

  21. Vyzkel
    My forearms, for some reason. TPBM has had an in-grown nail before.
  22. Vyzkel
    True true
  23. Vyzkel
    Okay, just wondering. I have a class just like that, I just dont feel motivated to work there for some reason.
  24. Vyzkel
    I think they’re about twenty, so yeah. Yaaaayy! Do you know if you have asthma or not, or is it something else? Haha same
  25. Vyzkel
    I sent it to one of my friends when they got accepted into their wanted college, it was pretty funny then, and it always will be.
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