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  1. TwinStorm
    Granted, but they appear in Antartica. I wish for magic powers!
  2. TwinStorm
    Pineapple or Shotgun?
  3. TwinStorm
    Cricket bobbed slowly through the halls, glancing nervously, startled by the slightest sound. He whispered to Bacon." Bacon. Bacon! When are we dropping the pigeon act?"
  4. TwinStorm
    I'll join in!
  5. TwinStorm
    I wish.
  6. TwinStorm
    Cricket sweated through his feathers. Why exactly am I in the fortress of a sadistic insane Enuller? he thought to himself.
  7. TwinStorm
    Welcome to the Shard! Weirdest experience reading a Sanderson novel?
  8. TwinStorm
    Granted. You live on an iceberg far from civilization that is melting. I wish to have a pet penguin.
  9. TwinStorm
    Pigeon-Cricket followed suit, walking into the cave after Shoe.
  10. TwinStorm
    "All right." said Cricket, trying to smile. "Pigeon me up."
  11. TwinStorm
    Granted, but it went through a shredder. I wish for snow. (I live in Texas.)
  12. TwinStorm
    Cricket breathed, tightening his grip on the knife he carried on his belt. "I can distract the guards to buy you time, if you need it." He glanced at Quagmire, confused. "Cake? A lie? What?"
  13. TwinStorm
    Granted, but they are leatherbounds of that ai knockoff of Way of Kings that was on Amazon a few days ago. I wish for root beer.
  14. TwinStorm
    Granted. You can stack two rocks before they collapse. I wish to be able to run a marathon and not break a sweat.
  15. TwinStorm
    "Yer a wizard, Harry." -Sun Tzu, Art of War
  16. TwinStorm
    Granted. It's in the Quantum Realm. I wish for a Cosmere Halloween costume.
  17. TwinStorm
    no, its just 367 days.
  18. TwinStorm
    BUT THAT'S NEXT YEAR!!!!!!
  19. TwinStorm
    I posted it as you edited yours! (Also call me Stormy, there is already someone with a similar username on the Shard.)
  20. TwinStorm
    I wish I was smart enough to think to be a Cosmere character for Halloween (it's basically too late now).
  21. TwinStorm
    Granted. But you're late to school and miss important material for a test. I wish for it to be Friday.
  22. TwinStorm
    I seize the sandwich and ride off on Vyz the Vindow Viper.
  23. TwinStorm
    Granted but it's so hot it turns your toast into ash and there's only one setting. I wish for my homework to be done.
  24. TwinStorm
    "Anybody want a peanut?" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
  25. TwinStorm
    Granted, but you get a rotten one. I wish for a chance to read every Cosmere book that hasn't been published yet.
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