Through The Living Glass

You're so unrelatable, even Ishar couldn't Connect with you!

167. Walk around a city and offer to trade a bucket for blood.

*gesp* Thanks.

165. Walk around a city with a bucket and ask for blood donations.

156. Eat a vial of the black death

Wha-

*turns off*

149. Scream that "I have a bomb" anywhere.

But in the books M-Bot goes 20 Machs, and the fastest military plane has only gone about 10 Machs. She's faster than we are by over 7,000 mph, and has superior maneuverability and weaponry.

Hi. What color do your bones be?

Mm, pomegranates are good! Popcorn... I have braces rn, so I can't eat it lol. Otherwise though, it's pretty good. Good popcorn needs to have a lot of butter though; not so much that it's soggy, but still lots of butter.

145. Take pictures of people's feet while they sleep. (I actually have friends that do this... um...)

No way!! Congrats!!

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIE. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIE. WHAT?! WE'RE ON A BRIIIIIIIIDGE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIE. Obviously Charlie the Unicorn. Thought Llamas in Hats is pretty good, too.

What color do your bones be?

Another one: What color are your bones?

Yes! A toilet, actually! Very fun. What's something you could see yourself doing in the near future?

I was a robot kid. Which... sounds weird. I liked building them, is what I'm trying to say. I built my first when I was six. Nope. TPBM is also an avid robot builder.

133. Create the plague.

*turns off Thaid's VR* "Bro."

*smashes the nukes ig* Y'all this isn't the 20th century.

*draws the curtains*

I surprised this didn't exist already. @Wierdo @justice magician @Edema Rue @strmblsd @Pineap-spider @AonOmi @Aredor @Block @Aetherbound @The Bookwyrm - You said you used to be Utah, but you can still join if you want. @Immortal Platypus @Wits instant noodles Alrighty then. That's just all y'all (who are active) from AonOmi's thread. I know there are more, so PING ALL THE UTAHNS, AHAHAHA. If they don't mind. (also, can I just say, y'all's weather here in Utah is crazy! a month ago, it was sunny, cloudy, raining, snowing, hailing, and windy in 10 minutes!!)

The third one's the same. 116. Tell all the nasty spider stories. (I just got a new one!)