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Yeah she does.. maybe I need to think less..
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I lost the game
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Having a Bad Day?: Get 'yer Hugs here!!
strmblsd replied to Curious Anamaximder's topic in General Discussion
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You know ASL? I'm honestly not too sure at this point
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I go and travel back to my hidie hole repair anything broken get the croc out of the pool and just start chillin
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Yuppery Doo
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Thank you so much.. so so much
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I take the sandwich and take it somewhere nobody can find me.. out of service till tomorrow afternoon
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That is actually very motivating.. thank you
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Well you just made me lose the game
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Why? And I'm here..
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Eats a gummy because I'm bored
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Sticks and stones
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yes I am! I'm the biggest loser my friends know!
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Having a Bad Day?: Get 'yer Hugs here!!
strmblsd replied to Curious Anamaximder's topic in General Discussion
ok so I don't know even I'm just nervous about everything with my friends again. especially my best friend. I feel like we aren't as close and he seems to hang out with other people and talk to them but never with me and I don't know what to do and I'm honestly just feeling bad about myself and I feel like my friends just aren't close to me.. (any advice or anything is welcome) -
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strmblsd replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted but you can only memorize things that start and end with the letter m I wish that I could know how to make a bomb(in a video game)(definitely)(I'm saying this so I don't get in trouble) -
I aim a homing missile at myself and launch it with it scheduled to hit me when we hit the next page
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Welcome to the shard would you like a cookie? And what is your opinion on hemalurgy
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strmblsd replied to TheFrugalWizard's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
There is no difference to me On a scale of 1 to 10 what do you rate girls your age? -
Welcome to the shard would you like a cookie? And what is your opinion on hemalurgy?
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A lot of fun! I had no service so I wasn't on here at all.. I made a candle out of pine sap
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I get back from camping
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