I try to catch you and when I do I start to eat the flying sandals and when your falling I snatch the sandwich and chuckle to myself.. then realize I'm in the air and just like in a cartoon I look at the screen with a little oh no and start falling
I trip through a random portal and fall directly on top of you snatching the sandwich and swapping it for a different one that looks Identical. And then I go back through the portal and go to eat a banana.