but it was all a dream
I, horrified that the sandwich might get eaten, swoop in and take it for purely selfless reasons.
I uh, definitely didn't take it just because I want it! I took it for the greater good! Uhhh yeah
BUT YOU CAN SPREAD IT EASIER ON PANCAKES!!
WAFFLES ARE SO FRUSTATING
THE THINGS GET STUCK IN THE SQUARES
AND YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM EVEN AND
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THEY'RE TOO SQUARE