Doomslug the Arcane

Everybody except you. Wait waitwait, did you throw the eggs at Block, or the carton at Block, @Through The Living Glass cuz if you threw the carton then there's nothing to be argue-y about. Also that carton isn't doing much damage. Here, *hands you a purposefully un-polished, jagged, lead ball and very heavy (Also causes instant death if eaten so haha Block (AND NO CHEATING, EATING INCLUDEs EVERYTHING THAT IS PUTING IT IN UR BODY OR SWALLOW OR ANYTHING MOUTH)*

"Your sister is out there?" Aureole asked, curious. "If false gods really are fighting, this is a dangerous time to be anywhere unprotected. Are you sure you want to leave? This planet may be the battlegrounds the false gods have chosen, but it is also the place She has chosen for us to live once She dies. So as long as you follow the Code, you are protected from any danger."

Aureole narrowed her eyes, "War between gods?" She scoffed, "There is only one true god(ess?)! The Sun! She triumphs over all other fakes! And she would never do something so destructive as evaporating a sea!"

I'm surprised we're all still alive... though I probably shouldn't be WAIT. *confusion* How'd u eat Hathsin's gun?! Wasn't there supposed to be a bullet shot at you? Did Hathsin chuck the gun instead?

FROG!!! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY ARMY OF FROGS!!

595. CAPS LOCK, WHOOOO111111

¡uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ sʎɐʍl∀ ˙Ɩ6ϛ BTW, that's actually upside down AND backwards, cuz if it was just upside down it'd be: ϛ6Ɩ˙ ∀lʍɐʎs ʇʎdǝ ndsᴉpǝ poʍu¡

Aureole stopped chewing, and paused, waiting for Roy's reply.

Facts 588. Be Jon

586.

whats wrong with your knees?? wrong/knee

You mean like eat it? or like plant a pomegranate? If ur talking about getting the seeds of fruit out, just scoop em out, works for me just fine. TPBM does origami

If that was a reference... I didn't get it... 585. Be Voldemort

582. Live.

579. Spell incorrectly

573. Sleep all the time (The snoring kind)

Aureole happily munched on cherries, each time she got to a pit, she tossed it on the ground and within minutes, a new tree had grown, though these new trees didn't bear any fruit.

569. Use one post for each word of your sentence. (I'm not gonna do that)

Hey guys! Let's play this new game I made! It's called ELBM! That stands for Everyone Loses But Me! The rules are simple, to win, just be me. Oh look, I won! *yay*

563. https://www.17thshard.com/forums/topic/78423-the-game-and-its-losers/#comment-757639

559. Release jars of ketchup everywhere!! 560. Randomly ping all the shardbuddies of the person who posted before you for no reason Sorry guys, @TheRavenHasLanded@RoyalBeeMage@Ravenclawjedi42@Through The Living Glass@TheFrugalWizard@WhyEverNot_8 @J. Magi@Scars of Hathsin

"Yup! It's grown by the sun! The sun is god, she nurtures all life! You can always trust The Sun! She blesses us with this fruit, better not waste it!" Aureole leapt off the hill towards the orchard, "I call dibs on the cherries!!"

529. Put actual spoilers I am spoiling the password

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Gold star for you!!! Unlike all you others... >:|