Doomslug the Arcane

*Dodges* "Traitor!" *Turns around and stabs Hyper in the head with my shardknife*

*Snatches it out of Hyper's hand* "Thanks for the extra ammo!" *Throws it at Block*

*Chases you with a water gun* "We must put out the fire!!"

*Expands my conscience to cover all three realms* *Dumps water on Block's cs*

*The Shard-stuff cuts right through*

*Chucks a bunch of Shard stuff at Block too* "10 points if you can get it thru the hole!"

How about Sacrifice RP? Its a bit dead-ish rn, but we could use help reviving the action!

*Turns into battery-Leecher and drains Block's power* *Eats the energy from the laser and ricochets it back at Block*

*Deflects with shardshield* "Hey!" *Unplugs Block's newly installed laser thingy* "Now you don't have power!" Edit: Oh hey, got ninja'd I guess

If you wanna blow off your toes, fine by me! Just make sure you can still run! *Claps* "Block now has a hole in his chest AND stomach! Victory for us! Now, who wants to finish the job?" *Holds up shardstick*

*Uses telekineses to control my knife and makes it fly to me, ripping a hole in Block's stomach in the process.* "Eww, now my knife has [whatever Block ate his last meal] on it!"

*Chases after Block, swinging my knife threateningly* "Dieeeeeeeee!"

Yeah, lol. For some reason I have a tendency to like the most obscure characters. Like in Warriors(Oh yea, I'm a warriors fan too), all of my fav characters are cats who died before the first book. And if WoF, some of my favs are ancient dead dragons.

"Welcome! In case you haven't read all the pages, we're at war with the Cult of Gingers! Here's a welcome gift!" *Hands you a jug of oil and some dynamite* "Try not to blow off any fingers!"

I think Hyper's dirty blonde, though didn't he say he sided with us? So anyway, DEATH TO BLOCK Although by this point I think he's died so many times it doesn't count anymore *Pulls out my knife* I can assist!

713. Carry a sock puppet everywhere (for optimal effect use one of your dirty socks) and whenever someone tries talking to you, shove the sock in their mouth and tell them to tell it to the sock. If they run away, run after them screaming about how the sock feels lonely, and how they're a horrible human being. If they try taking the sock out, deck em across the face then replace one of their socks with the puppet. If they deck you, then start a brawl and start yelling about how you have a bomb. If they continue talking, walk away and leave the sock there. Anything else, start jumping around and acting like a madman then tell people you're related to the person. 714. Psst... Kid! Yeah, you kid! You wanna cookie?

Wanna go jump over the moon? S-Say what now?!

Close enough! I was at practice 710. Pretend strmblsd didn't just post.

*Takes a vat of concrete* "Doesn't mean we're gonna stop trying!" *Pours it all over Block then adds a little special solution to make it harden instantly*

705. Copy someone else's idea 706. Ping the previous person to post here. @BlueWildRye

What are you cooking? That smells funky! Mini blobs of paint.

It's true both in context and out of it!

I changed it! Oh btw, here's some ham!