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  1. Doomslug the Arcane
    733. Crash the world by turning Earth into gold.
  2. Doomslug the Arcane
    731. Crash the bleach economy by mysteriously vanishing all the bleach.
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    729. Pour milk into a bleach bottle and convince your mom to wash everyone in the family except you's clothing with it. Then laugh your head off when everyone smells rotten.
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    726. Gaslight the entire world into thinking white dye is dried milk.
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    "But I consumed Block! He didn't taste good, btw."
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    IM GONNA BE A MIGHTY KING SO ENEMIES BEWARE! WELL IVE NEVER SEEN A KING OF BEASTS WITH QUITE SO LITTLE HAIR!
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    OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIIIING
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    *Consumes Block and absorbs my soul back.* "Ahhh, Brunette again!"
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    Wait... I don't have a soul now, so technically I'm Ginger at heart! *Uses legal documents to enter legally and legally reclaim property legally I'm going to sue you legally and throw you in jail legally*
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    "THATS NOT HOW UR MOM WORKS-" *KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK*
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    "ooooo, yum yum soul!" "@Hyper129 can I eat your soul plsssssss?" Edit: HEY WHAT?! WHYYY! *TURNS INTO ANGRY FRENZY* *SMASHES BLOCK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH SHARDSTICK* "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE" "RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  12. Doomslug the Arcane
    "grrr" WE SAY "HAKUNA" WE SAY "MATATA" HAKUNA MATATA HAKUNA MATATA
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    "yay" *swings shardstick half heartedly* "dieeeeee" *valdalizes some ginger stuff* HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA HAKUNA MATATA... HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA! WE SAY "HAKUNA" WE SAY "MATATA"
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    **siggghhhhh** *draws shardstick* "alr alr fineeeee" Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata IT MEANS NO WORRIESS FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYSSSS ITS OUR PROBLEM FREEE PHILOSOPHYYY
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    welcome to our humble abode gee im starved I’m so hungry I could eat a whole zebra! Yeeesh listen kid if you’re gonna live with us, you gotta eat like us. Eww what’s that? A grub! Gross. Slimy, yet satisfying! I’m tellin’ ya, kid - this is the life! No rules, no responsibilities, and best of all, no worries! One for you, enjoy! Okay here goes….Hakuna matata. Slimy, yet satisfying! That’s it!
  16. Doomslug the Arcane
    722. Refuse to even glance at the stuff.
  17. Doomslug the Arcane
    PHILOSOPHYYYY
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    719. Be that someone who got mayonnaise poured on them in public.
  20. Doomslug the Arcane
    FOR THE REST OF YER DAYYYYSSS
  21. Doomslug the Arcane
    Nah, I think the civil war is over. HAKUNAH MATATAH!!! WHAT A WONDERUFL PHRASE! HAKUNA MATATAH, AINT NO PASSIN CRAAAZEEE!
  22. Doomslug the Arcane
    Wawa??? Is that some big city store?? Also don't worry, you alrdy ate it, I can't step between you and the milk if its in your stomach
  23. Doomslug the Arcane
    I am invested enough to heal from such *sniffs disdainfully* nomadic gunshots. Also, you cannot call me a friend when you have jeopardized our holy mission and tried to kill me multiple times. The flame still burns, our mission still unaccomplished. Fire cannot be allow to slaughter innocent sticks across the cosmere! We must extinguish the vile flame!
  24. Doomslug the Arcane
    HEY GUYS WE ARE A HOT FORUM!! WE GOT 899 REPLIES RECENTLY!! YAYYYY!
  25. Doomslug the Arcane
    *Heals myself. Glares at you with the fury of Odium. Summons an army of Fused and unmade. Blows apart the shardbrickwall with Shardbomb and like the nerd I am, starts writing a report on Hyper's activities and loyalties as a cultist and gathers evidence of betrayal and unloyalty* "DO NOT HELP THE TRAITOR! I WAS RIGHTFULLY PURSUING BLOCK AND USING ALL ADVANTAGES TO KILL FIRE WHEN HYPER BETRAYED A FELLOW CULTIST. HE IS HELPING FIRE!! "
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