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  1. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted. Planty the potted plant is a sticky note with a drawing of a blade of grass in a pot filled with dirt. Aww, how cute, a friendship between a sticky note and a blade of grass. I wish to become God. (So I may save all life)
  2. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, here is a blade of grass in an empty pot. I wish for cats to love me.
  3. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, you will now teleport against your will to Pluto whenever your life is threatened. That is the only time you may teleport. I wish for zombies not to exist. @Unintelligenius Here is a poison cookie. Your lips are still sealed from a previous bane, so you are unable to eat. I wish for zombies not to exist.
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    Congrats! You are now the owner of the world's second largest chicken plushie! I wish not to kill any life.
  5. Doomslug the Arcane
    Frozen Elsa Statue
  6. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, school hours are now from 12am to 5 pm forever. I wish for Pantone 448 C to be everywhere
  7. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, but 'school' in this scenario is a school of fish that have been trained to play water-instruments. And School is the name of their orchestra. I wish for world peace.
  8. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, you now have a bowl of whipped cream with an ice cube in it. I wish for NO HARM. I'm sure throwing life a mile into the air is quite harmful. Granted, your lips have been sealed shut so you may not drink it. I wish for NO HARM. I'm sure throwing life a mile into the air is quite harmful.
  9. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, you now have a plastic cup filled with ice. I wish for the living things I come to not to receive any harm.
  10. Doomslug the Arcane
    Hans
  11. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, you now have a cup made of ice. I wish for living things not to die when they come near me.
  12. Doomslug the Arcane
    Frozen heart
  13. Doomslug the Arcane
    Fire
  14. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, you now always flight. Whenever you are confronted, your flight instinct will always win. I wish to have perfect health
  15. Doomslug the Arcane
    -Is fiction
  16. Doomslug the Arcane
    Science
  17. Doomslug the Arcane
    Rumors
  18. Doomslug the Arcane
    WARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
  19. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, but all the pennies are melted down into one humongous chunk of metal. I wish to reconnect with all the friends that I have lost.
  20. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, but your friends don't remember you anymore I wish to be able to change my personality.
  21. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, you are now the owner of a 1 page book with the title "Stormlight 5-10". On that one page are the words: "You should have wished for patience." I wish for a real live taynix.
  22. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, but you two will never get married, fight very often, and will never break up. (Oh, and there may be more than a few fist fights) I wish for good luck.
  23. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, but school is now 12 hours a day 6 days a week for the rest of the year. I wish for the ability to change my eye color.
  24. Doomslug the Arcane
    The black king is annoyed at sitting around and doing nothing and decides to nuke the white king.
  25. Doomslug the Arcane
    Defuse
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