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  1. Doomslug the Arcane
    The Brunette/Brown/Black Hair Cult is an extension of The Cult of The Stick we are at war with The Cult of the Gingers, because fire is the mortal enemy of The Stick. Oh and btw, by Gingers we basically mean just Block, cuz I think everyone else left... anyway, come war with us!! Lighteyes aren't a problem.
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    Running away from home
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    Anti-
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    That... seems offensive to humans... not/pig
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    The four knights decide to truce on behalf of the two sides (The kings are angry about that) and hold a funeral for the bishops. Then immediately after the funeral the knights defect and form their own team.
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    Welcome, @Treethrower! Would you like to join a cult? BTW, pleasepleaseplease are you a brunette?
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    Granted. Enjoy your ice-cream-designed traffic cone! I wish for the future to be better than the present.
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    Youth potion
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    Wut? is this 5024 now?? Granted, you are now the lucky owner of a super duper thin, like 2 nanometers thin 100 dollar bill made of gold. (Oh, btw, the bill isn't US dollars. The bill is in the currency of the mice living in Iran) I wish to return to my home in the year 2024 in August on the 6th without any negative side effects or negative circumstances.
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    Karen
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    Order, which will calm the Chaos.
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    Heyyy I didn't make a wish! Granted, but your comprehension level has dropped to a toddler I wish to return to Earth.
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    Literally every Sharder when WaT previews are released.
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    Yayyyyyy I now have all the boons I need to take over the world!!!!
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    Granted, you now have the power of noitanitsarcorp. I wish to never make a mistake
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    Granted, here is a bunch of your math class notes drenched in glue Yay!! I now have control over all particle accelerators and telescopes!! I can rule the world! I wish for control over Epics, the powerful beings found in The Reckoner series written by Brandon Sanderson.
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    spoiler
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    Granted, @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug is now able to restore zombies, but all zombies are transformed into Epics. I wish for control over epics.
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    When Odium is distracted
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    Granted, Planty the Potted Plant now operates on a battery and you are the fuel required to fill the battery. I wish for mastery in brainwashing and persuasion.
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    Granted, you now have a blade of grass spying on you as you sleep. I can still do good without life knowing of me. I wish to repent all zombies into life.
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    Mental Insanity Support Group (Or whatever the heck it's called)
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    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?? Doomslug?? How dare you! Doomslug is not a murderer! And besides, she hyperjumps. If you want the spiders to die, you should wish for Boomslug instead. So. Here is a carbon copy of Boomslug (Because I will not turn Boomslug into a murderer too.) I wish to be a God of life.
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    Optimism. Lies? Well, that must be good! We must be playing two truths and a lie! *Gasp* They want to be my friend? That's great! I have more ice breakers for us to play!
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