Block

5 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Is it just me or do I feel like we spend most of our time waiting for Block??

Mwahahahaha! I have all the power!

22 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Darn it! I can't believe I missed all the action! *Rips out laser eye, but not before downloading Block's evil plans through that virus I installed a long time *

Jokes on you, those are fake plans. I keep my real plans on paper!

2 hours ago, professionalacoustic said:

*Uses intentionally botched Heimlich maneuver to force you to throw up both souls*

Ow! That hurt.

*Uses newly installed laser eye to shoot lasers at you*

2 hours ago, Hyper129 said:

I have dirty-blond hair

Dang it. Would you consider dying your hair red?

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Stabs Block in the eye*

Which eye? I'm pretty sure they're both gone.

11 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

" death... I like death"

Ummmmm...

19 hours ago, Hyper129 said:

Sure *shrug*

Okay, in that case, what's your hair color?

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Eyes are limbs? Or did Block lose some other body parts in the war that I was not aware of? Also, yes! We are not savages! Here is a super powerful health potion!! But it's locked in a magical cage that can't be hacked cheated broken or other nasty cheater ways and the only way to open it is to surrender to the brunettebrownblack hair cult!

What if I just lie?

8 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

I sacrifice my first Shardbuddy @Block

I meant for someone besides me

4 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

Noooppppeee!!!!!

You may want peace, but we will bring war to you...

For people who have interacted with me, how old do y'all think I am?

2 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

This is the final hair cult. We are pacifists, and are not at war with the gingers or the blonde/brunnette/black haired people. Honorary baldies welcome, you don’t have to be bald to join, just be exclusively a part of this cult and not the warring “haired” people. 

WARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Welcome to The Shard! Would you like to join a cult?

Just now, BlueWildRye said:

And soon, a prosthetic nose. Now, if you'll excuse me...

"Is that a threat?"

23 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

*steals Stormfather's soul*

*Eats both of your souls*

Bleh. Why do those taste so bad?

On 6/28/2024 at 11:35 AM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Agreed!! WARRRRRRR!!!!!!

*Throws a knife at Block's other undamaged eye*

"Thank you! Now I can have a robotic eye and an eye-patch."

1 hour ago, LightRinger said:

What do I do guys? I’m a brunette, but I don’t have a soul, so I’m practically a ginger. 

Dye your hair and join us!

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

It was a carton full of eggs.

So

both

I guess.

*looks at ball confusingly* "Do I eat it?"

"Yes. Eat it."

2 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

"Wait what"

*glances at word in confusion*

"Swear I said Die!!!" 

*repeats action*

*eats your gun*

Thank you. That tasted wonderful.

On 6/10/2024 at 9:36 PM, professionalacoustic said:

You should probably put the knife down for now, the war seems to be at a standstill.

The war's not at a standstill, I've just been having computer problems so I haven't been able to get The Shard so I can't egg on the war as much.

On 6/10/2024 at 9:56 PM, Scars of Hathsin said:

"Dye"

What color?

On 6/11/2024 at 4:32 PM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

You also almost got sacrificed though

I'm pretty sure that's happened a few times.

On 5/24/2024 at 8:25 AM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Why purple? What about Pantone 448 C? Or HEX #4A412A? Or RGB (74,65,42)? Or CMYK 33,43,80,82?

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They're the same shade. Fun fact Pantone 448 C is called the ugliest color in the world. Don't ask me why I know this.

 

Because Purple is just better

On 6/15/2024 at 7:49 PM, Anguished_One said:

You have two people in the same room as you.

They are both staring at you awkwardly.

You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen.

There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room.

It looks slightly angry.

The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft.

The door is bright pink and locked from the outside.

There are no windows.

There is no furniture.

What do you do?

I take out my pen and draw on my arm.

2 hours ago, professionalacoustic said:

Noooo not my .50 caliber rifle that cost an unhealthy amount what am i going to do

Also how in the Almighty’s name do you eat a .50 caliber anti-materiel rifle

I've got a good digestive system.

21 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Let’s make it funny and say that it’s led by the Loose Cannon Council

This thread (and The Cult of The Gingers thread) have way too much lore. It's amazing.

On 6/2/2024 at 2:57 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

He left/got banned.

I'm not sure why, but Chaos said he and the Mods weren't going to expound on it, so it's probably best to leave it alone.

I leave for a week and Thaid gets banned?

On 5/22/2024 at 7:59 PM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Hacks into your eye and installs a virus that will spread and infect your brain*

"I HAVE CONTROL OVER YOUR BRAIN NOW MWA HAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*copies the virus to use for later*

*rips out my robotic eye and puts on an eye patch*

9 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

See, the cult of Gingers are literally evil, and there is definitive proof.

Yes, we are evil.

*puts in evil robotic eye to replace my stabbed one*

*eats @professionalacoustic's Barrett M82*

*uses the power of the Ginger Gods to teleport away*

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I DO.

*intense battle music*

*stabs block*

*hold music turns on*

I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to put you on hold for a moment

*runs away screaming in pain*