Block

On 7/13/2024 at 6:13 AM, Hyper129 said:

"In the midst of chaos, there is also an opportunity."

- Sun Tzu

 

No way you went that far back and quoted me

22 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Eat Ginger = Less Ginger

22 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Fair enough

Block's gonna find some way to use this as an excuse to like, possess you or smth you realize

Indeed I am. Also eating Ginger will slowly corrode your soul

22 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

True, but you know what I mean. 

Actually, isn't he a CS now?

Yep

22 hours ago, strmblsd said:

So I'm gunna get possessed by a ginger with no soul?

Yep

20 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

What thread are we gonna be using??

We should make a War thread.

18 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

That seems overdone. I think we should ally ourselves with the gingers and attack the brunettes and baldies

YES! WE WILL DESTROY EVERYONE.

3 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

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btw, what's an ender pearl? I know a book called Ender's Game, but I don't remember anything about pearls in the book. 

OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIIIING

Just now, Hyper129 said:

*Sticks a few more playing card sticky bombs on your hand*

I shot you away in a cannon, I don't think you can do that

Just now, Hyper129 said:

*Turns out the playing card was a sticky bomb that sticks to Block's fingers and blows them apart*

*replaces my fingers with cool robotic fingers*

2 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Hands @Block a playing card*

*shoves the playing card down your throat and shoots you out a cannon*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Wait... I don't have a soul now, so technically I'm Ginger at heart! 

*Uses legal documents to enter legally and legally reclaim property legally I'm going to sue you legally and throw you in jail legally*

You just lost you Ginger permissions because you did things legally.

*steals souls back and consumes then so no one else can take them*

2 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Blocks with Shardbrickwall*

Then it will just go around the wall.

1 minute ago, Hyper129 said:

*Uses Shardenderpearl to teleport down and get the souls*

*activates secondary defense, stealing your body and shard pearl thingy*

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

"THATS NOT HOW UR MOM WORKS-"

*KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK* 

...

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Haha joke's on you I have long arms. *reaches jar and smashes it on the floor*

That's... not how it works. I didn't just put it high up. It's underground in a super secret Ginger facility right next to Doomslug's and your soul.

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

"yay"

*swings shardstick half heartedly*

"dieeeeee"

*valdalizes some ginger stuff*

HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA HAKUNA MATATA... HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA!

WE SAY "HAKUNA"

WE SAY "MATATA"

*activates the exact same self-defense mechanism stealing Doomslug's soul*

1 minute ago, Hyper129 said:

Hello, gingers. My name is Hyper, with the brunette cult. I am here to wipe you from existence. I summon my companions, @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug and @LightRinger!

*Summons spren Plumeria as a Shard-M249 Squad Automatic Weapon*

*activates self-defense mechanism, stealing @Hyper129's soul and putting it in an unreachable jar*

2 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Shoots Doom. Then shoots her again. And again. And again. Reloads quickly then shoots her another four times.*

You are now dead, my friend. I am no traitor *Shoots Block pointedly* and simply wanted my Chocolate milk back.

Welcome to the dark side Hyper

1 minute ago, Hyper129 said:

That still means you die

Also I just threw Plumeria at you as a Raysium dagger

*runs away while cackling evilly*

Just now, Hyper129 said:

* @Block is blown up and killed via his soul being severed by a Shardfootball and the sticky bombs.*

*becomes a cognitive shadow*

Now I can be evil, and you guys can't hit me!

3 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Chucks a bunch of Shard stuff at Block too* "10 points if you can get it thru the hole!"

*covers up the hole*

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Deflects with shardshield* "Hey!" *Unplugs Block's newly installed laser thingy* "Now you don't have power!"

*makes my laser thingy battery powered*

*shoots Hyper*

2 hours ago, Hyper129 said:

*Resummons Plumeria as a Shard-RPG, crouches, slicks self, fires ShardPG (is Shard-RPG or ShardPG better?) backward, uses power from recoil to slide really fast towards @Block, re-forms Plumeria as a Shardshovel (with sharpened edges), slices through @Block's chest, severing his soul*

Nyeh-heh-heh! (Papyrus moment)

YAY! NOW I CAN HAVE A WEIRD ROBOTIC IRON MAN LASER THINGY IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHEST!

*puts a weird robotic iron man laser thingy in the middle of my chest*

59 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

If you wanna blow off your toes, fine by me! Just make sure you can still run!

*Claps* "Block now has a hole in his chest AND stomach! Victory for us! Now, who wants to finish the job?" *Holds up shardstick*

*shoots with newly installed laser thingy*

Welcome to The Shard! Would you like to join a cult?

9 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Chases after Block, swinging my knife threateningly* "Dieeeeeeeee!"

*eats the knife*

19 hours ago, Selia said:

Hello can I join this lovely cult of brunettes?

As a welcome gift, I will not attack you until Thursday.

20 hours ago, Hyper129 said:

*Blam Blam* (shoots Block)

*the concrete surrounding me breaks and I escape*

Thank you good sir for aiding the Gingers

6 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

“A Ginger is eating my popcorn!!”

*Lights popcorn on fire since it’s now been tainted*

*breaks @Block’s shins*

I'm pretty sure my shins are already gone...

Just now, Pineap-spider said:

“More Popcorn to steal!”

*steals popcorn*

*eats popcorn*

Welcome to The Shard! Would you like to join a cult?

On 7/3/2024 at 3:53 PM, Speeding Steelrunner said:

Wait, I need protection from the gingers? *glances suspiciously at Block*
 

Thank you for the offer, but I think I’ll remain neutral in this conflict…or maybe I’ll have to start my own cult…

THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GO TO WAR WITH THAT CULT TOO!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Welcome to The Shard! Would you like to join a cult?