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Welcome to The Shard! Would you like to join a cult?

Welcome to The Shard! Would you like to join a cult?

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I changed it! Oh btw, here's some ham!

Nooooooooo!

12 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

True|Ginger = Yay!!

False|Ginger = Aww

Very true!

1 hour ago, LightRinger said:

*Tosses ham*

*eats ham*

14 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

I like how bald people got a cult before the blondes. 

Blondes don't deserve a cult.

10 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

 

NO SACRAFICING! ITS WEDNESDAY!

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idk what happened with the quotes

 

We keep them until Thursday and then sacrifice them.

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Smacks that button out of your hand before you can press it*

*presses the button while you're distracted with @The cheeseman*

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Grabs Block and shakes him real hard so the hair falls off*

*puts it back on and uses the almighty duck tape to keep it there*

3 minutes ago, Speeding Steelrunner said:

Thank you!

Um… my instincts say that’s not a good idea.

What kinda cult are we talking about?

The Cult of The Gingers, The Brunette/Brown/Black Hair Cult, The Cult of the Stick, and The Cult of the Baldies (a pacifist cult)

The Cult of The Gingers is the best one. (I'm also the leader of that one)

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

"Yayyyy! We won the war! Block doesn't have a brain now, he's a zombie!"

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I'm sure that's got to be impossible right??

 

I have a cool robotic brain so I'm still a person.

*rips the hair off my old head and attaches to my new head*

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Gives you Trismus*

*replaces my head with a cool robotic head*

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Gives you Gastroparesis*

*rips out my stomach and replaces it with a cool robotic stomach*

Welcome to The Shard!

Would you like to join a cult?

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Programs a robot to kill Block once for each time he's posted so I don't have to do it myself*

*eats the robot*

2 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Oh well, worth trying. *Does 200 different ways to kill Block for each post he's done*

Ow. That kinda hurt.

4 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Draws my knife again* *Stab* I'm pretty *Stab* sure *Stab* you're suppo- *Stab* -sed to *Stab* be dy- *Stab* -ing of *Stab* all the- *Stab* -se wounds *Stab* you're get- *Stab* -ting. *Punch*

I'm been killed so many times I don't think it works anymore.

I'm not even sure what's going on at this point

3 hours ago, Hyper129 said:

nah bro let me join the brunette cult

Noooooooo! Another enemy has joined!

I'm (attempting to) revive this thread. I'm a Lightweaver too!

1 minute ago, The cheeseman said:

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEAD!

WE ARE GROWING MORE POWERFUL! NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP US!

10 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

"WE ARE DESTROYING THAT BLASPHEMOUS, FIRE-LOVING, EVIL THING!!!!! NO ATTACKER OF THE STICK SHALL REMAIN ALIVE!" *Swings shardstick at toaster*

*eats shardstick*

2 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

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BTW should we invite cheeseman back?

*Summons shardstick* "DIE YOU FIRE-LOVING TOASTER!!!"

NOT MY TOASTER!!!!

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Hacks into Block's computer

I use a toaster

4 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*inserts fake copy of paper plans that will DEFINITELY fool Block*

Wait, these plans are in English. They can't be real because the real plans are in the holy language of the Gingers.

*laughs in gingerese*