Pineap-spider

I get my own name-brand jetpack and take the sandwich from Strmblsd as he struggles to kick off Thee insane

hey, I need some help with my chinese homework, do you know any?

The deliciousness of every grilled cheese ever made, compounded into a once daily pill for arthritis

with no regard for their

Chouta and half the population

Yes, and then no. I can function fine with only 1.5 hours of sleep.

TPBM stayed up past midnight last night

nooo... but I'll definitely look into them now

TPBM thinks pizza in general is awful

3 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

Ah yes. The comma trance. *hug*

It went from bright and sunny over here to grey and cloudy. And dim. 

And now I feel like Chull dung.

I like overcast weather, the sun can be harsh and hot, while when it's overcast, it feels like the world has set into a rhythm. 

Plus driving with the sun in your eyes sucks

I believe there is a race between pharmaceutical companies to see who can make the most revolting tasting medicine. It's not, "yummyyy"

TPBM has a "Rub some dirt on it"/"Walk it off" attitude toward most minor injuries

I am pretty much only in the forum games. TLPW is probably tied with The battle for the sandwich for my favorite.

1 hour ago, The Sly Cookie said:

@Vyzkel @DezaS

Something however did happen, and it is permanently always, in addition to the type of sandwich someone wanted, containing essence of potato even if it changes sandwich types. This is because of the grafted potato soul.

This means that if you are saying you "obtain The Sandwich" in any way, it won't work, you must now classify it as, "The Potato Sandwich" until the hemalurgic spike is removed, which if it was, would destroy the sandwich (which is obviously against the rules).

Merry birthday my friends, let chaos reign supreme.

Foolish mortal, to think that The Sandwich could be destroyed by something as juvenile as a spike!

*grabs the sandwich and rips the spike out of it*

*Teleports to an undisclosed location*

Granted. Your leg will break every half hour

I wish to get all the classes I want my senior year

On 2/1/2025 at 5:29 PM, DezaS said:

Granted: you have lost your job and are asleep at any time when you are not on the shard, making it impossible to get a new one.

I wish my dad weren't so strict

Granted. Whenever you are in the same area as your father, he knows everything you're thinking.

I wish I had taken 3D graphics instead of Business Office Specialist

no, my brain refuses to be creative with other people's creations

TPBM knows how to cha cha

Great doesn't even begin to describe it.

Better than great/great

 whimsy piloted by a dustbringer.

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

RIGHT??? MY LITTLE BRO IS GOING ON A DATE I'M SO PROUD 

YESSSSSSSS

@strmblsd sorry if this is too personal, and it's okay if you don't want to share (like if you don't want to accidentally dox yourself), but... any details?

2 hours ago, strmblsd said:

guysss.... i might have my first date planned.. maybe

This is so cool to see first thing when I get on

filled with eight foot 2x4s

On 1/31/2025 at 2:07 PM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

oh yeah good point

well

drehy has the sandwich now, so can you stop chasing me plz

good point

I stop chasing Doomslug and instead chase Drehy

Shoot, I never learned how to switch gears with a clutch

Cars 3/ Cars 2

12 hours ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Kiss Myself, Marry Myself, Kill Myself.

umm... that's not exactly how this game works.

17 hours ago, KnightSkye said:

Kiss Kelek, Marry Taln, kill Ishar.

Blood sealing, Hemalurgy, Awakaning.

Kiss Awakening, Marry Hemalurgy, kill Bloodsealing

Thumb, Pinky, Ring Finger (one next to Pinky)

11 hours ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

You made it almost a month without losing? Impressive.

I haven't been on the shard for a few months, and had forgotten about the game, which I just lost.

the Goose could, leading to

Granted. It always feels like somebody is watching you, especially in the shower

I wish my physics class was harder

Jeff the Goose was diabetic,