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Faerie Braids

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  1. Overwhelming
  2. I think my kitchen would receive the most benefits and the least drawbacks of being made of glass out of any room in my house. However, if I had a studio, I would totally choose that to be made of glass. What is, in your opinion, the ideal temperature of drinking water?
  3. Hello, and welcome to the Shard! I believe you just made several records, because I have never seen anything like this in the "Introduce Yourself" forum :
  4. This is amazing! I think I just spent the past ten minutes watching it.
  5. Neither does it have a backspace key, (because Chuck Norris does not make mistakes), a shift key (Chuck Norris does not change; the world does), or an escape key (because nothing escapes Chuck Norris).
  6. Chuck Norris plays electric guitar using live power lines.
  7. To console themselves, the emus
  8. Here, take this leather jacket! I have a basket full of condescending yams.
  9. Goodness knows, the wicked die alone
  10. "Doubt Comes In" from the musical Hadestown left me sobbing in the theatre when I first saw it performed. I consider it to be the saddest song I have ever heard, because, while I listen to many heartwrenching songs, almost all of the others end with at least a hint of hope. Honourable Mentions "Road to Hell (Reprise)" from Hadestown "Home" from Beetlejuice "The World Was Wide Enough" from Hamilton "Cosmic Love" by Florence + the Machine "Lua" by Bright Eyes "Breathe" by Kooman & Dimond (I tried to balance out musical theatre with "normal" songs, so I ended up with a lot)
  11. What we miss when we misbehave
  12. Did you remember to bribe the dentist? No, I'm fine, thank you very-
  13. And he was born with his motorcyclists license.
  14. Receives a wart of toad. Inserts a t-shirt.
  15. Even more Broadway/Goatway! "No one mourns the wicked / No one cries "they won't return" / No on lays a goat on their grave" -Goated "Mama, won't you send a sign / I'm running out of goats and time / A plague of goats, a lightning strike / Or drop a nuclear goat" -Goatjuice "Welcome to the land where the goats tried to kill us and we said / "We will not be killed" / Welcome to the land where the goats tried to drown us and we said / "We will not be drowned"" -Goat From Away
  16. Hello, and welcome to the Shard!
  17. Yes, several times! TPBM wears some form of jewellry.
  18. Manufactured
  19. No one lays a lily on their grave
  20. Try them on, cackle at my newfound fashion and height, then fall over, most likely. WWYDIYF a raccoon in your pocket?
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