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BlueWildRye

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  1. So maybe we can't eat the sinful applesauce, but we can certainly try the Mormon champagne, right?
  2. I swim up from underneath and pull the Sandwich into the underwater abyss.
  3. WAIT WHAT WE'RE THE SAME AGE?!?!?!
  4. "Marble is the best metal, actually," Elimus chimed in, "My nurse told me that when I was a lad!"
  5. He WAS planning to visit from time to time but then Chaos banned him for unspecified reasons.
  6. You've been watching and researching this one video of a guy pouring Kool Aid all over himself for hours, why? Trust me, I'm a professional.
  7. Die of shock that he wrote so many. WWYDIYF a burning coal IYP?
  8. The Redspine: I will be an epic monster who is practically unstoppable and kills lots of people! *proceeds to lose every fight it gets in*
  9. The Redspine narrowed its eyes. "Each day, so long as I eat as much as your weight is, I will be satisfied. If not, I will have to turn to alternative methods. Now, let us hunt."
  10. I pull an Uno Reverse Card thinking that it'll get me the sandwich, but LightRinger gets it instead.
  11. Just a question, but what color is YOUR hair?
  12. In 2025, Isles of the Emberdark was published. Remember that? Good times.
  13. And soon, a prosthetic nose. Now, if you'll excuse me...
  14. Guys, we have only 5 more posts in 2024!
  15. When you go multiple days without receiving any texts from your friends.
  16. "Don't worry, I won't scalp you in your sleep." -Mom
  17. Granted. Both you and I die of wholesomeness. I wish that this patch on my toe where I ripped the skin off would heal.
  18. *cough* *cough* same It's just that addiction, you know? Especially when you're in a Sanderlanche, you just can't stop.
  19. "Maybe some kind of Alma connection? Kinda like what I can do with air?" replied Wyldri. She took one last look at the clear horizon, then jumped down to the forest floor, using the wind to slow her fall. She shivered at the fog again.
  20. "Of course not!" exclaimed Elimus.
  21. The Redspine growled as a young man appeared, before remembering what it had been doing before. A moment later, the silver daggers came flying at the monster. It screeched and turned just in time so they didn't pierce its flesh. They instead sliced through most of the spines on its back. It gasped as its back instantly faded to grey, and it collapsed onto its legs, breathing in and out. The hunger was now overwhelming. I...NEED...FOOD!!! It slowly rose, fangs bared. It walked over to Tondon until they were face-to-face. "You... are worthy."
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