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  1. Lord Spirit
    The Sand Wizard summon a brick wall directly in front of you and take the sandwich after impact.
  2. Lord Spirit
    She tries to keep hold of the blade, but the blood makes it slippery and she loses her grip.
  3. Lord Spirit
    Me: signs up for Smedry HG and comes up with a talent. Also Me: reads first four books of Alcatraz to better understand the magic but not the fifth because my library didn’t have it yet Still Me: changes talent to be more in line with in-world talent Me Now: gets The Dark Talent and meets Dif…
  4. Lord Spirit
    The song “you’re welcome” was originally written for Chuck Norris, but he lent it to Disney.
  5. Lord Spirit
    I rob a bank and use the money to buy the sandwich from you.
  6. Lord Spirit
    She falls over and wildly swings her knife towards him
  7. Lord Spirit
    Chuck Norris doesn't eat vegetables, they're too scared to give him scurvy
  8. Lord Spirit
    Del started wandering the forest and she almost walked right into the guy who had attacked her earlier. Time to end this. She charged at him knife raised, as simple as possible. @Argenti
  9. Lord Spirit
    And the “fun” in “funeral”
  10. Lord Spirit
    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you and takes the sandwich.
  11. Lord Spirit
    Chuck Norris jumped off the roof out the NYC world trade center. What he landed, he created the Great Depression.
  12. Lord Spirit
    He was subsequently banned from the show after getting the jackpot every spin and bankrupted the studio.
  13. Lord Spirit
    Chuck Norris can put 2 and 2 together and get 6
  14. Lord Spirit
    I get Hermy the elf to fix Toothless’ teeth and chase after you on Rudolph.
  15. Lord Spirit
    Speaking of Alcatraz and Frugal Wizard:
  16. Lord Spirit
    after some effort, Del manages to slide out from under the tree. She looks around to make sure nobody's nearby.
  17. Lord Spirit
    I ride in on Toothless and steal the sandwich.
  18. Lord Spirit
    I eat warheads Chuck Norris eats nuclear war heads
  19. Lord Spirit
    And the judge wanted to live
  20. Lord Spirit
    "I was being chased by the guy who was yelling at you, so I hid in the tree."
  21. Lord Spirit
    Del lands under the tree and is pinned between two branches. Remarkably she isn’t majorly injured, just some bruises and scratches.
  22. Lord Spirit
    Woah!
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  24. Lord Spirit
    There were two people on Taravangiens list that Szeth didn’t kill. Taravangien and Chuck Norris.
  25. Lord Spirit
    PJ masks steal the sandwich from you and give it to me.
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