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  1. The Honorable Musician
    "Yes, I heard that the king gave orders to cancel it. May I see said orders?" Sir Jeff Geoff of Somerset held out his hand.
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    Sir Jeff Geoff of Somerset strolled over. Although he didn't usually participate in the dealings of the court, it would be an awful shame if the ball was cancelled and he would not be able to observe the people any longer. "Is there a problem here, my nobles?"
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    Using tiny words, I take the sandwich back.
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    Napoleon didn't mind burnt tater tots. He was used to stale ones, and they weren't all that different, he figured.
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    A man leaned against a wall, watching the ball. He wore a suit and a black bowler hat with a stripe of red. The gold chain of a pocket watch was visible in one of his coat pockets, and an aura of nobility radiated from him. He was mildly intrigued by the scenes unfolding in front of him, but did not care enough to do anything about it. He stopped a passing waiter and sipped some wine. His name was Sir Jeff Geoff of Somerset.
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    No. I'm stealing it.
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    In the exact opposite words, I take it.
  9. The Honorable Musician
    Napoleon got a ride back home.
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    Admiral Worm tried some maple syrup. It was okay, but he preferred honey.
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    He dodged that too. It hit a piñata instead.
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    Joshua reaches out and tries to pull the sword from the obelisk.
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    Joshua cautiously approaches the sword.
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    Napoleon dodged, and it hit his uncle instead.
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    Joshua wakes up, and decides to walk south. Maybe there'd be gold there.
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    The Way of Kings/Words of Radiance spoilers, I guess:
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    Thank you.
  19. The Honorable Musician
    Napoleon didn't know anything about empires. He liked democracy and liked voting for people.
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    Napoleon can not die, so he started trying to build a time machine instead.
  21. The Honorable Musician
    "Noo, they're MY tots. Dang it!" Napoleon runs away.
  22. The Honorable Musician
    I had much more competition than you.
  23. The Honorable Musician
    A guy named Napoleon appeared suddenly, then pulled some stale tater tots out of his pocket and began eating them.
  24. The Honorable Musician
    Joshua examines the bones he had bought from ... what was her name? Ah, probably didn't matter. He examined the bones, and felt a tugging feeling coming from them. "What? What do you want? Do you want... gold? Yes, I have plenty, but you're not going to get a single coin!" Joshua said to the bones. Then he realized he was talking to a dead thing, and shut up.
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    "Oh, right, I remember now. I think I tried to kill almost everybody at one point or another."
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