Hello, gingers. My name is Hyper, with the brunette cult. I am here to wipe you from existence. I summon my companions, @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug and @LightRinger!
*Summons spren Plumeria as a Shard-M249 Squad Automatic Weapon*
*Puts hand on shoulder* My friend. Companion. Compadre. I just wanted my chocolate milk. You could've asked me to get you one at Wawa. But you shall never come between an Edgedancer and his Chocolate Milk.
*Shoots Doom. Then shoots her again. And again. And again. Reloads quickly then shoots her another four times.*
You are now dead, my friend. I am no traitor *Shoots Block pointedly* and simply wanted my Chocolate milk back.
1. So relatable haha
2. I like lift, although the lifelight thing is pretty weird
3. good!
My crush is blond so I was like "what u got against blonds bruh?!
*Summons Plumeria as a Shard-Deagle and shoots @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug in the back of the head, proceeds to catch the milk, and continue drinking it, dismissing Plumeria*