Hyper129

these are wild

I had a storming stroke reading these posts what in the world

I would

How was it damaged in a car crash if you're a helicopter- anyways welcome to the shard brother!

I have a brother! I too identify as an attack helicopter, although I'm a Hind

It has multiple bites in it and it's gluten-free are you sure you want it dude

Sure!

ME The boss can summon me and the player'll have horrible flashbacks hehe

Can I have a really annoying voice where every time the boss resummons me I'm like "WES DO DISSS" and I charge with an absurdly large axe that is about four times my height

Can I be like a little enemy guy who attacks you initially but is really annoying and makes you die about 14 times because you're so focused on the big boy you forget I'm here slowly sapping your health

*really loud gasp as I appear on the thread, dropping the piece of gf bread I was eating* WHOA HELLO

Congrats!!

Yey *claps*

You'd be right about that lol I am baby child at 14

I haven't, what's it about?

Yes and Hi! Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays!

This is poison to me :3

But my soul is kind of mine? Like it's pretty important too?

(as I'm clobbering this cat) Dang dude. That hurt. Can I have that back?

*Slides into the picture, forgets how to use Abrasion, and slams sideways into a wall, careening backward and sighing annoyedly* Hello. Sorry about that. *Pushes self up and stands, a hand on the wall* Welcome to the Shard! Don't eat the cookies. 1. If you were a misting, what kind would you want to be? 2. Have you given your spren a name, and do you have a preferred shape for the Shardblade/Shardweapon? (For example, as an Edgedancer I have a cultivationspren named Plumeria who typically takes the form of a rapier or revolver.)

Normally I'd love the fact that there's a cat coming towards me, but not a zombie cat! *begins blasting*

"I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War, chapter Technoblade

*Slides into the picture, forgets how to use Abrasion, and slams sideways into a wall, careening backward and sighing annoyedly* Hello. Sorry about that. *Pushes self up and stands, a hand on the wall* Welcome to the Shard! Don't eat the cookies. 1. If you were a misting, what kind would you want to be? 2. What Radiant order are you? 3. HOW'S THE COSMERE RPG?! I pledged for GM and I'm actually so eager to know how it plays!

"Did someone take my blankie?" - Sun Tzu, the Art of War