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Unintelligenius

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About Unintelligenius

  • Birthday October 23

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  • Member Title
    Hunter in the Dreams
  • Pronouns
    he/him
  • Location
    San Diego, CA
  • Interests
    All the Brandon Sanderson books and everything about them, cross country and track & everything to do with running, mountain biking, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, & rugby

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  1. I, having earlier disguised myself as a zebra, take the steak and enjoy it a lot. Then I grab the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich while she's distracted by the hot air balloon on her head.
  2. I hire the penguins of Madagascar to steal the Sandwich for me, and they do it epically.
  3. Where you get stabbed through with a shradblade by Szeth.
  4. I blow up your vacation home in China and find the Sandwich in the ashes. Then I throw it into a bottle and throw that into the ocean and watch it float away.
  5. You blow up. I kick it away. I sue you for eating my elephants. I also take the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich, put it in a box, and mail it to china.
  6. I steal the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich, remove the worm that @Deception put in it, and hand everyone a grenade before running off in glee.
  7. Welcome to the Shard! Who is your favorite and least favorite Cosmere character? If you could shadow one character for a week, who would you follow around?
  8. Welcome to the Shard!!!! Who is your least favorite Cosmere character? If you could try one cosmere food, what would you eat? If you could travel to one place in the cosmere, where would you go?
  9. I melt the ice, and you begin to drown in the pool of water that it turns into. I easily grab the Sandwich from your flailing hands and then swim down and join Posiedon in the bottom of the ocean in his water kingdom.
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