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  1. Unintelligenius
    After sitting tensely for a couple minutes as the wind rips by Quelkin realizes he could potentially benefit from the storm. He leans as far forward as he can without breaking the vines that were tied around him and the tree. He grabs a few large leaves and makes them into a shape of a deep bowl so that he could capture water. "Hopefully this water wouldn't have any crem in it", Quelkin thought. "Wait does crem have pewter in it? So if I drink the crem water would I be able to burn it?" Quelkin thinks then quickly dismisses. That would be a matter to worry about later. He needed to survive this storm. "Nacho where are you" he shouts. Storming spren always flew off when a storm came around. To think that he could die and Nacho wouldn't even be there to make fun of him. Quelkin suppresses his fear for the moment, leans back against the tree, and hunkers as low as possible.
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    Quelkin snaped his head up as he heard a crack of thunder split the air. "Storm it" he muttered as he realized he was too deep in the jungle to get back to the casino in time. He hurriedly runs through the forest trying to find a cave or pit or anything that would protect him from the storm. Eventually he hunkered down behind a particularly large tree and tied himself around it with a few thick vines.
  3. Unintelligenius
    I silence you with the voice and then make you give me the sandwich. Then I command a servant to bring me a barrel of spice and for everyone to leave the planet. Everyone leaves and now I'm relaxing in my hot tub with Jerome, filled with glorious spice.
  4. Unintelligenius
    Granted you ace all your math tests you ever take but flunk will always flunk the rest of your other tests. I wish to be able slow down time for just me and some family members and friends so we can do whatever we want and no one can stop us.
  5. Unintelligenius
    Quelkin starts looking for a long branch and a sharp stone to carve it that he can use to fashion into a strong quarterstaff.
  6. Unintelligenius
    Quelkin collapses from exhaustion. He lays there for some time catching his breath and regaining some strength. What he would have given for a little pewter. Since he had given up on finding supplies he decides to gain a high vantage to see if their were any prominent landmarks or hills he could go to to have high ground. He crawls over to the nearest tree and slowly pulls himself to the top.
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    He could feel large drops of sweat form on his forehead and roll down the side of his head. His legs ached from walking for so long through the dense forest. He finally realized that it was very unlikely that he would find any supplies out here so he decided to take a break and sit down in a patch of sand. wait... sand? A thought materializes in Quelkin's head as he goes down on one knee and runs his hand through the sand. He was still new to this but he should be able to control just a little one. He reaches out with both hands and pushes with most of his remaining strength, hoping that this sand was invested, hoping that he could create a weapon so that if the time came he could defend himself.
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    Quelkin continues his to trudge through the dense foliage of the jungle. At first he had wanted to be away from the main building but now he didn't know what to do. Now he was just confused. He glanced over his shoulder again to make sure no one was following him. "I need Pewter. Or some sand. Or some stormlight. Or anything at all." He stopped then realized what he was doing was completely useless. Mindless wandering would get him nowhere. He needed to look for something, like a pack or chest.
  9. Unintelligenius
    You didn't bold it so it looks like you were dreaming. Jerome and I think mars is a little hot so decide to teleport to Pluto. We grab some skis and climb to the top of a mountain.
  10. Unintelligenius
    After a few seconds of debating Quelkin runs away from the creepy building and into the jungle. Living on his own for years had taught him to trust his instincts. And his instincts told him to get as far away from the building and the other tributes. "I need to find Pewter", Quelkin thinks as he slows his initial run into a quick walk, glancing around looking for potential enemies & predators.
  11. Unintelligenius
    I'm sunbathing with Jerome on the exotic Sandwich Islands while we take a break from fighting over the sandwich. Suddenly there's a loud crack in the air and the sandwich appears and falls into my lap. Jerome turns off the sun so no one can see anything and we run off the edge of the world and appear on mars.
  12. Unintelligenius
    I use my star destroyer destroyer to destroy WhyEverNot's star destroyer then throw my boomerang out in the debris and it clips the sandwich and they both fly back to my hands. I eat a lifesize donut which calls down the bifrost and I appear on Asgard.
  13. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You lose human intelligence whenever you touch an animal. I to have skin that is impervious to bullets.
  14. Unintelligenius
    I pour some diesel on Vin Diesel and they cancel out so I grab the sandwich and Jerome then teleport onto the death star.
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    I use my antiaircraft guns that were in my back pocket to quickly shoot WhyEverNot down before you get out of range. The sandwich falls onto a giant sandcastle then I Earth bend it over to me then go get Jerome and we happily rebuild the sandcastle and fall asleep in one of the many back rooms.
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    I realize that the sandwich fell on to the ground when Stmblsd fell so I use my EMP Communication Device to tell the ants to pick it up and give it to me. I grab it from the pile of ants, thank them, & do a backflip because why not.
  17. Unintelligenius
    I pull out an angry bird and a giant slingshot and after three tries knock Lunamor over and then I run in and grab the sandwich.
  18. Unintelligenius
    Nope. TPBM hates water. (drinking it or going in it)
  19. Unintelligenius
    Have a rat tail. I have a singular Dino Nugget
  20. Unintelligenius
    Granted they are completely shredded. I wish for less homework.
  21. Unintelligenius
    Nope. Horse That Does Stuff maybe? TPBM dropped out of school.
  22. Unintelligenius
    But you was actually me in disguise. The real you is over there eating. I use my Doctor Strange powers to go into the mirror dimension.
  23. Unintelligenius
    Well if the definition of being wet is to have at least one molecule of water on something then if every molecule has other molecules touching them then all the molecules are wet. So water is wet.
  24. Unintelligenius
    Since Pluto isn't a planet, when you typed it into google maps you accidentally went to Mickey & Pluto's Clubhouse. Jerome and I apprehend you and throw Mickey Mouse at you, grab the sandwich, and ride Pluto to mars.
  25. Unintelligenius
    Nope... unless a middle school diploma counts TPBM has never seen the ocean in person.
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