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  1. Through the Living Elan

    Ya know the moment when you realize "Squoze" isn't an actual word but you've been using it unironically for years

    And people have joked about it but their jokes totally went straight over your head

    Yeah

    Totally couldn't be me

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    2. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      TBF I'VE NEVER HAD TO WRITE IT BEFORE 😵‍💫

    3. Through the Living Elan

      Through the Living Elan

      I know

      I'm like...

      You can't make me say "squeezed"

      Not happening

      Nope nope nope

    4. Vyzkel

      Vyzkel

      Wait WHAT?!? ITS NOT A WORD?!?!?

      He squoze the ball quickly, crushing it.

      Now that I think about it, that makes sense.

  2. Through the Living Elan
    "Mhm. So about that sandwich?" Yeah.
  3. Through the Living Elan
    GRRRR NO FISH
  4. Through the Living Elan
    Noted We might use you Once Ya know MAGI FLIPPING KILLS EVERYONE Four, if you count the one in the parentheses as separate
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    "Closed? Gerard, I hope you're not trying to set up a restaurant in a war zone." Sure enough, there's a body in the corner with a tag that says Gerard. He appears to be passed out, drunk. Shush. I can say whatever I want. I'm a god.
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    Elan looks at him pointedly. Be nice to her or I'll be stuffing Mac and cheese in your underwear when next I see you. He sends. A knock comes on the door. A muffled "Hey can I get a sandwich?"
  7. Through the Living Elan
    The door is barricaded now. No soldiers try to get in... yet.
  8. Through the Living Elan
    "Toodles Schnob." There are, of course, knives in the kitchen. Soldiers are patrolling all the hallways, many of them people Almond recognizes, but their eyes are blank and empty.
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    "Ooookay then."
  11. Through the Living Elan
    "Okay. Just... be nicer. Try it. See how it works this time around."
  12. Through the Living Elan
    Alright, another story! I'm working on actually worldbuilding but it devolved into my semi-bible-like book. Here's the first bit:
  13. Through the Living Elan
    I mean, I have zero understanding of frats Not personality houses We could split it by major?
  14. Through the Living Elan
    Ah Noice I have like 2> hours of screen time, most of it being texting other people cuz I spend a lot of time alone at home
  15. Through the Living Elan
    "I really do wish society had been nicer to you. You'd be much easier to hang around." "B-b-bye..."
  16. Through the Living Elan
    I don't. Ooo poem 12 HOURS?!
  17. Through the Living Elan
    YES
  18. Through the Living Elan
    "And now you're like... twelve? Hm. Weird. Sounds like the cruel pressures of society have molded you into something snobby and alone. Rough." The soldier gasps, stumbling backwards. His voice falters. "They didn't- this wasn't covered- that's not- possible."
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    2. Yeah, smart. I try to be subtle too. I'm not too good at it. 3. That's nice of you. I'm sorry. (Fun. We do some of that kind of stuff too. My mom is the kind of person who like, I just got a phone a bit ago, I only play like half an hour of video games a week, I spend (spent) most of my time with my family and playing outside, but like she still lets me climb trees, light fires (if I ask first), and do crazyyy stuff).
  20. Through the Living Elan
    "QUIT IT TINY!" The soldier grabs the staff and snaps it in half, then stabs Almond with the needle.
  21. Through the Living Elan
    "Maybe be real nice instead of fake nice."
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    2. So you're like 17 or 18, or a really smart child. I legit thought you were like three years into college. 3. Aww cute. My old lady bestie is named Lorraine. We watch marvel movies together. (Sad. My parents aren't very protective, but they are strict. My mom is awesome.)
  23. Through the Living Elan
    "Maybe you could be nicer for a change." "WOAH! That's NOT OKAY!!! STOP MOVING STUPID!!!" The soldier closes the portal and grabs Angry Almond.
  24. Through the Living Elan
    1. Noice 2. Wait. You don't have a license? I thought you were like... 20. 3. I've named a couple. Peregrine, Owen, etc. (Wait. You only had The Talk at 13? Bro I had it in like 4th grade. I was like... 10.) YESSS
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    "I'm not bad! I promise!" The soldier dispels the portals again, running towards Almond. "I don't believe that."
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