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Through the Living Elan

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  1. Imagine living somewhere actually cool. I would trade places with you a million times over trust me. I see you're... passionate. Well. Uhm. At least you live in Utah?
  2. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET TICKETS! I GOT ON JUST A TINY TINY TINY TINY BIT TOO LATE AND I'VE BEEN RELOADING IT EVERY HALF HOUR FOR WEEEEEEKS
  3. *cough cough* you forgot someone *cough cough* *cough cough* no one in particular *cough cough* --- Thank you for fixing it.
  4. Wow that escalated quickly. I like the Book of Mormon and Jesus. Can we agree on that? Everyone?
  5. Hehehehehehehe Did I just Meet A NEW PERSON?!
  6. GM HQ "I see. And how are they... acting and evolving, as you say?"
  7. There's a small noise, maybe a knocking, at Almond's door.
  8. GM HQ "What notes." Alderic says, trying not to get impatient.
  9. GM HQ Alderic looks at Rekker. "What are you writing?" He asks.
  10. "One hundred and a million percent" Elan said.
  11. "You got mad. And... hey, it looks cool? Right?" Elan said. Half of his hair turns black, matching Almond's.
  12. "ALMOND. LOOK ME IN THE EYES." Elan said quickly. "You just had... a few too many burgers. That's it."
  13. Elan nods. He walks into Aventine's room, absentmindedly dusting glitter off a shelf.
  14. Elan is looking very pale. "I will forever have a fear of otters..."
  15. The Gambler shrugs. "Come back later. After The Change comes a few times we'll probably have something Scadrian."
  16. Elan pulls a file. "Thunderdrum: This reclusive dragon inhabits sea caves and dark tide pools. When startled, the Thunderdrum produces a concussive sound that can kill a man at close range. Extremely dangerous, kill on sight." He pauses, then pulls out another. "Timberjack: This gigantic creature has razor-sharp wings that can slice through full-grown trees. Extremely dangerous, kill on sight." He pulls another. "Scaldron: Sprays scalding water at its victim, extremely dangerous..." Another "Changeling: Even newly hatched dragons can spray acid, kill on sight." He continues flipping through files. "Gronkles, Zippleback, the Skrill... Boneknapper... Whispering Death... Burns its victims, buries its victims, chokes its victims, turns its victims inside-out... Extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous... kill on sight, kill on sight, kill on sight... Night Fury. Speed unknown. Size unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance: hide and pray it does not find you." He closes this last one. "How... fun."
  17. The Gambler immediately began chasing after him, jumping over roots and foliage in the jungle, a dagger pulled from his belt.
  18. The Gambler tosses Jaksyn the metalmind. He stands up. "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
  19. "Hey! I can feel empathy towards other entities!" Elan says. "I... don't like extraction. That sounds like getting a shot. But worse."
  20. The Gambler nods, switching out the chips. He flips over his hand, which is a butcher.
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