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Through the Living Elan

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  1. Elan got a stack of 50 pancakes, each a different color, and covered them in butter and syrup. "Yummmmmmmm..."
  2. A random MaAgGgGGIIiiCcaaAL Squirrel comes by with a pen and scribbles all over Pic's face, then runs off.
  3. "Are you sure you're okay?"
  4. "THIRTEEN. COME. PANCAKES." Elan says. "25, you come too." He grabs both of them and drags them over to a breakfast diner.
  5. "Hey five squared how ya doing?"
  6. "Hello 13." Elan said.
  7. Elan nods. “Okie dokie. Ima go get some pancakes, I think there’s a breakfast food store here somewhere?”
  8. “I’ve thought about doing the same. I nearly did on the world of the devil war-pigs. Their god-king-pig was waaaaay to creepy though, so I completely avoid that place instead. ”That… is beautiful.”
  9. "I hate pigs and pig slobber almost, ALMOST as much as gods. The only reason it's not more is cuz... bacon." Elan nods. "Thanks!"
  10. "Yep! Looks a lot more dramatic than trying to hold a giant explosive pig. I kept dropping him, and that thing slobbered like a dog." "THANK YOU!"
  11. Elan takes a deep breath, getting up, still laughing softly. "Yeah. I'm good. I tried to keep it on the down-low. Ended up in a Greek myth though. Turned the pig into a rock and said I had to push it up a hill. They lost so much in the retelling."
  12. Elan is wheezing on the floor, laughing so hard it feels like he is going to hack up a lung. "OOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAY!!!"
  13. "Of course I get it! Ask me about the time with the giant explosive pig I had to carry on my back for eternity once. It was a pain." Elan gives a thumbs up as he laughs so hard he can't breathe.
  14. "That... is unfortunate. I hate gods. And fine print." Elan laughs. "Sounds good!"
  15. "The FULL 200 year war?! How in the heck did you get stuck in THAT shebang?" "Uh... yeah. Yeah, it does. He wouldn't have... the mind of the drug dealer, right?"
  16. "Fun to read about. Really really unfun to fight in. Being on the front lines of the most deadly battle in the history of the world is not a party." Elan laughs. Elan hands her a paper, a computer, and a something. "Try again?"
  17. "I... I mean... you do what you will. Yeah. That... was really poorly described... but... I'll take it."
  18. Elan reaches over and shakes her hand. "That would be great. Who would you choose though? Seems difficult... and... immoral? Maybe?"
  19. "That... could you do that? I don't think he really wanted to die. Would you really?" "Elan: Universe E21191314, Planet ETH0015w. Base Y. New American Monarchy, the Blood Wars. Fun times."
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