Mr. E nodded. "New to land then, I see? That's alright. I can show you around, and I do believe there is an aquatic room somewhere. We may have to go through the pool."
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The Businessman has walked back to the front desk and is violently ringing the little bell on it.
"Excuse me, I'm afraid I can't find my room. Will someone please help me out here?" Gosh, such horrible service.