Ascended Grubberfly

Basically, I want to see if we could plan out the steps to gain most Invested Arts in the Cosmere. This is under the assumption that you can get around the "trapped in your system" problem, which will be discussed here as well. Just a couple of guidelines: 1. No Dawnshards. You are still dangerous if you have them, but you can't kill a person (at least directly) and so I want to avoid it. 2. You are human and when you have 4 or more spikes you can be taken control of. There will be a limit of 3 because it is scarier when the person attacking you can't be taken control of. 3. About the surges, both honorblades and spren bonds are free game. Lets begin: 1. Be born a Feruchemist around the time of Rashek. Try to steal a bead of Lerasium, and start compounding age, until a more permanent solution is found. 2. Go to Roshar and bond at least an Inkspren or a Cryptic for soulcasting so you can compound without needing money for metals. 3. Go to Sel and use F-Duralumin to Connect to the land and become an Elantrian and a Forger (Can you soulcast stamps? As in can you soulcast them in a way that is more efficient than carving them?) On to the Connection problem, how do you Worldhop while this Invested, or to get off Scadrial in the first place? Maybe storing your Connection to the planet or Identity as an inhabitant of that world.

*Wants to play Hoid in go fish*

stick. stick. ALL HAIL STICK

Johny starts stuffing himself silly

My mind was just rushing. I'm fine I just had a bunch of excess energy. I promise im fine but thanks for the support!!

There will be spoilers. You have been warned, also sorry if my typing is weird my hands are shaking and I can't think straight In TLM Wax splits Harmonium, probably due to the fact that Sazed isn't stable and Ruin and Preservation aren't really one Shard. How many other ways can you make solid Investature. 1. Manifesting Splinters, ex: Spren, seons 2. Perpendicularity Harmonium somewhere in the South 3. A Shard directly granting it, I think Raysium is an example? (If enough people sing the Song of Prayer can you solidify the Voidlight Any others? WOBs perhaps?

Can you alter your own spirit web/changing sDNA granting yourself Invested arts without the problem of being born on a planet. Can you "enter" the SR by standing in a Perpendicularity, allowing the viewing of entities in it ex: Kel viewing Ruin in the Well How many ways can you obtain Lerisium?

I would spend a bit of time hunting Hoid, i want to know how he can travel the entirety of the Cosmere while having half a dozen Invested arts under his belt. Then try to get a couple of them myself.

Jazz flute?!?!?!?!?

Maybe it is relating to the Recreance, maybe about breaking oaths I think an Unmade is acting of their own accord and plans to break from Odium or even just do their own thing, some grand scheme in which we are all pawns

The Deadeye Stormfather theory has merit, Dalinar breaks his oath about the duel, killing the Stormfather and causing a bunch of Rattles to make sense.

*Large group hup for everyone in this thread* I am here for the comfort of all, Root anyone?

Why do I always miss everything without fail. Johny offers Lily a waterskin "I forgot what I put in this, either apple juice, Rootbeer or water found in an oasis in a land half existing...Still tastes great though!!"

I want to theorize on all the Death Rattles that have no confirmed meaning. Maybe we can theorize on events in book 5 Alright, what do you guys think? Maybe try to quote the specific Death Rattle for simplicity. And sorry about how many there are and any other problems.

Granted, you take a bite and realize pineapple is not a pizza topping and cry over your sins I wish for a meat lover's pizza

Ohhh sorry about that, I'm not sure how most of these things work

Johny has one

This rings true for me

Johny apologizes and offers abalador a seat to watch the fight

TFE spoilers

They have been talking about this duel for at least 15 pages

Johny hands Xyr some popcorn

"They are trying to kill each other, NOW LET ME GO" Xyr cries

Xyr is a little disoriented "how 'bout a tenth of an ounce? I need to test some stuff"

Xyr rolls with it, resummons his blade, and runs after Nowhere "Can i just have a bit of Mordite, then I will leave"