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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Johny starts to remove the grass where his farm will be. "Well...I think some people are going to go on a quest, my friend Xyr is petitioning Darkness for an alliance, and Xiahida is on said quest. I kinda got a concussion and was put in a box. Then I expanded my box and started to build a home and I got some nice- I FORGOT TO CHECK THE POTATOES!" He rushes to the side of the shed and opens a barrel, he sighs in relief and shovels some dirt in and some water. "I'm growing some potatoes in these barrels, it is a fun way of growing them." There is an actual way to grow potatoes in a barrel I heard about yesterday, they grow in layers and it is really cool.- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Johny considers "If you don't want alcohol I have cold water from a stream nearby, if you do however, the farm I'm about to start will be wheat and the potatoes are almost done fermenting if you want some vodka."- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Xyr grabs the knife out of his side and flips it into a backhand grip and rams into abalador's temple The cloud disperses showing Johny's now finished shack and house. "Ho there johny!" Johny calls out "Im boutta start on the small farm, do you want a drink before I start?" "Mind giving me a bit of that scotch? What is your Intent? Can you remove this body before it starts to stink?"- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Xyr smiles wickedly, "This small system in this small thread, I leave it to you and yours. You have the sun to light the world and moon for the tides, I'm rather fond of moons, the rest shall be void."- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Xyr considers this..."How about this, you rule this world and keep it silent. I kill any who oppose you and leave. Do these terms suit you?" Johny finished his home and starts on the shed.- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Void is the nature of existence. In the beginning, all was void, and so I work to restore the universe to that original state. It is my Intent and Identity" Xyr explains "If we team up I will let you go to a new world, but TLT shall be destroyed. That is my offer, take it, it is the most I can give you."- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Plot and worldbuilding. It helps you feel like you know the character, or at least for me it does- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I always miss stuff, it is just best to try too catch up as fast as you can Johny starts to build a modest house in his Box- 111951 replies
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Sharder One-Liners
Ascended Grubberfly replied to Channelknight Fadran's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Reading books, theorizing about books, slamming books into people, not getting moderated, writing, minecraft, emailing my co-writer with complaints about their bad grammar, building empires, starting another war, listening to music, etc."- @Thaidakar the Ghostblood I agree wholeheartedly -
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Johny starts to expand the inside of his box, keeping the size of the outside the same but the inside bigger. The outside is a nice cardboard box- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Ending," Xyr says simply "I am a being created on the foundation of nothing. I then spent quite a while countering creation of life and essence, until I was trapped on a world powered by the essence of the moon. I eventually recruited Xiahida and we ruled that world. Until it died. Then we traveled around fulfilling my Intent and started the Invasions. Johny had been harshly wronged by the people on his world and so we recruited him. The death of that world was more due to him that me and Xiahida combined. The army of souls you can see are the souls of those who mistreated him. Manifesting them reminds him of that life and that pain. He often tries to find ways to cope with that madness. Like concussions. They are my generals and my army. I fear that they may be too far gone for another one. Johny will probally stay on this world and live a life, Xiahida confuses me and I can't predict his actions. I just wish for void, nothing more, and you can't really get less than nothing." Now there, my friend, is a monolouge.- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Xiahida smiles, he lived a life where he never quite fit in and enjoyed the inclusion Xyr will convert the world into antimatter and use it to destroy itself. It is quite entertaining- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Xyr dislikes chaos and disorder. He is the manifestion of Void, literal silence. Johny might not join another Invasion, the murder of a world and acheival of silence. Xiahida can be convinced but not sure what I want to do with him- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Back a bit on page 2613- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Sure, why the heck not, on a slightley different note has anyone seen Xyr?" @Thaidakar the Ghostblood do you have a response to my proposal?- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Xiahida sighs in relief "Please tell me it is soundproof, Johny is very determined in the strangest ways" Giggling comes from inside the box- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Xiahiada comes to join "Anybody mind if I join? I haven't had much screen time lately but I want to see what I can do. Also, Johny has been bored lately and is experimenting with concussions. help me." Johny falls down in a puff of dust "Wasing the thinking of knowing the how of improperlying talking of randomness nonsense" "Please help me get away from this guy"- 111951 replies
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Waging war on the rest of the Cosmere 101
Ascended Grubberfly replied to Ascended Grubberfly's topic in Cosmere Discussion
Rods from god aren't accuret, at least in our world and the number of satelites you need for there to be enough to kill thousands of Chasmfiends is almost impossible in my opinion -
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Xyr strolls into the bar and sits at the table, far enough away from Darkness to appear respectful yet close enough to be noticed, "Now Darkness, I'm afraid we haven't been formerly introduced. My name is Xyr, aspect of Void and Decay. I am afraid that my first impression of you was slightly unfair, the chaotic battle and all, and I wish to know but one thing...What is your goal, if we align I can offer you assistance and resources. Armies and generals, what do you say. Must we fight and cause a whole mess, again?"- 111951 replies
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Ascended Grubberfly replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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The Battle for the Sandwich
Ascended Grubberfly replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
i walk dramatically to whoever has the Sandwich and take it back one more- 13719 replies
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Theories on Death Rattles
Ascended Grubberfly replied to Ascended Grubberfly's topic in Stormlight Archive
Great idea!! Is Adolin the Kholin Highprince? Maybe if he currently is he will step down or gets stranded in Shadesmar and Renarin becomes Highprince? Taravangian revealing the stuff about Dalinar so he can be in charge and bargain with Odium. Maybe some of these have already happened and we just don't know it -
We all know that war will come to the Cosmere eventually... So let's strategize! I made a post about Hemalurgically controlling Chasmfiends for war, and in that post someone said something about Lifeless Whitespines. My vision is thousands of Chasmfiends charging enemy lines with a dozen Lifeless Whitespines on each, and a Radiant with Plate and Blade at the head. The Chasmfiend has aluminum wrapped around its legs, and plates of steel for Coinshots to launch themselves off their mount. A Rioter or Soother stays on it to maneuver the mount and send out the Lifeless. Any new takes on this idea?
