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Wittles

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  1. Emerik woke from an uneasy night of sleep and joined up with Aolicei and Par.
  2. Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic strip. No one can prove me wrong
  3. yeah...it's not like anything important is going on though TPBM Has watched Arcane
  4. It's always great to find new cosmere people. My friend who I had persuaded to read Stormlight started reading Mistborn so it was pretty great
  5. That's a relief
  6. Emerik looked at her and said, "I don't know how to deal with kids, It's ok for them to have knives, right?"
  7. Emerik looked down at her, and decided to give her his spare knife he carried. "Here," He offered it to her, "I promise I won't hurt you, I just want you to have this. You look pretty strong, you should have something to fight with."
  8. When Emerik could no longer see the guards, he took out the pouch and dumped it into his hand to find...A weird piece of metal. "That was a bit of a let down," He thought"oh well, It's better than nothing."
  9. "Yeah, you can go now, we've got it from here. Good day." Emerik gave a mock bow and when he stood up he had a pouch full of something from the guard in his hand. He slipped it into his pocket.
  10. the coin landed on tails. "Okay, whatever."
  11. Emerik saw this out of the corner of his eye, so he turned his head and said "What was that for?"
  12. Emerik idly began flipping his coin again. He walked over to Par who was holding Shana, "Good job back there. You were a big help with Shana." He patted Par on the back.
  13. I'll trade you for 17 1/2 deaf bats I have a calculator that is an english major
  14. I honestly have no idea, although not a pun, "I am stick" is a good one
  15. Emerik shoved his way out from the guards that had tackled him. He prodded the guard he had felled with his foot, he groaned. "Maybe I shouldn't have been so quick to attack."
  16. Two in fact TPBM should be doing something more important right now
  17. I don't drink tea, so I guess any tea is too much for me I have no idea who I'd choose. Maybe Jesus, I feel like that would be a pretty cool day.
  18. Yes. They are so loud, I am in a near constant state of sensory overload when I am around them TPBM has a fear of spiders
  19. Where did my slugs go? The king of llamas
  20. I is for Iadon
  21. how would you rate your local lightbulb pedestrian? a nice dose of salmonella
  22. Wow. that was really cool. It definitely made me think and some of the wording used was super cool and poetic. nice job
  23. hmm, it depends. I'm just going to make a few assumptions. So if it's an adult elephant I would say around 50 chickens. The elephant would be too big to attack chickens that weren't like right underneath its feet. The chickens would just scratch and claw the elephant's skin and just continue attacking the elephant until it died. Assuming these chickens have nothing better to do other than murder a poor unsuspecting elephant
  24. No, I didn't intend that, that was just the first kind of boring silvery metal I could think of. but I guess if I were ever to do a continuation I could do that. Thanks for the feedback!
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