Through the Living Hope

She knelt down next to him and started trying to weed.

Think he was described as short with black hair. Sazed described his corpse in the pre-chapter bits in Hero of Ages, and pretty sure Kell describes him in Secret History at least once.

It started out like the original Beauty and the Beast movie except Belle looked like a mix of a sousaphone and the bill from Schoolhouse Rock. I went into the woods and the woods were on fire. I found a sword in the woods and when I stabbed the ground with it, a well of burgers/chips/canned sodas sprang up. I found my way to a kingdom in the middle of the woods, befriended the princess, and saved the kingdom from its famine and drought with the sword. I figured I should give the sword to the kingdom to prevent a tragedy like this from happening again, so I went to the kingdom gift shop, which is where the kingdom secretary worked. I gave the sword to the secretary and to my right, the king emerged from a shadowy cubbyhole with twin katanas. I backed away and ran to a mall in my town. By the time I got to the mall, the king himself wasn't chasing me anymore - he'd hired Beyoncé to hunt me down. I ran around the mall and bought a disguise. I barged into a store with a makeup chair in the window (there is not actually one of these in the mall) and I yelled, "Beyoncé is trying to kill me!" There were about five or six other people in the store, and all of them tried to help me. I was in the chair getting my makeup done with another woman next to me when Beyoncé and two of her backup dancers came into the store. One of the BDs went to the back of the store to look for me, while Beyoncé and the other BD walked over to me and this other lady. They didn't recognize me, but they said to us, "We don't like your names, so we're going to change them." They did this weird and creepy dance ritual thing, and got a really long and convoluted name for the other lady. They tried to do it for me too, but it didn't work, so Beyoncé turned to BD1 and said, "Put your playlist on shuffle." BD1 did, and the first song played was "All the Single Ladies" (a Beyoncé song). The two started doing the dance, and I did too to blend in. For a couple minutes, I had infiltrated the group. I started to run away after those two minutes. As I ran, I noticed a line. I turned around to see what the line was for, and it was for a Star Wars rollercoaster. Now, I like Star Wars, and I've never been on a rollercoaster, so I got in line to get on it. At one point, I walked right by Beyoncé and she didn't see me. As I approached the front of the line, I thought, "Wait a minute- Star Wars is owned by Disney. Disney is woke. I don't want a woke company to have my money!" So I got out of the line and walked over to two escalators. Then, sadly, I woke up. I really wish I knew how that dream ended...

Agreed. That's what got me watching him in the first place!

Daniel Thrasher channel on YouTube. These are from two videos "12 micro songs to sharpen your chastity" and "fresh micro songs to make you say 'well that was interesting'"

Daniel Thrasher Micro Songs and Clinic People Who Would Sing Them Rue: If. You. Can. Name every Pokemon. Then. I. Get to call. You. A nerd. Elan: Dinosauuurs. I liiike dinosauuurs. But conflictinglyyyyyyyy, I like meeeteOOOOOORS! Lundyn: What's the deal with kale? It's lettuce with a spine. Should we be eating that? I don't wanna eat that! Thaidakar: If you don't speak English, get out of here! Yeah, I'm talking to you, tiny baby on my flight. Aventine: B84, that's a bingo! Or a prerequisite to be the president- Insa: There are too! Many melons in my fruit bowl! I want better fruit, I DEMAND better fruit! There are TOO! MANY MELONS- Jar Man: Which one is more important? A coffee with caffeine in the morning, or a coffin that is clean for the mourning? You can only pick one! TAAron: Why do they call it basketball when.. really it's more like a- funnel ball in the sheer- nature of the - of the- basket- Tal: The stress of being picked for jury duty was enough to send me off on a murdering spree. Now I'm at the trial I was supposed to see but a defendant now pleading not guilty. Bookwyrm: I read an article once about bees that lived at an Arby's. Do you reckon those bees paid nightly fees at the Arby's? Are Arby's bees' airbnbs? Or are Arby's bees' living there rent free? BRB Barbie, Arby's are bees' R&B bars and B&Bs... at the Arby's. Aventine: Gif. G(j)if. It's all the same cause either way my daddy doesn't love me anymore! Pic: *sneezes* Bless youuu~ Addison: *beautiful 15 second piano solo* How do reindeer fly? Nameless: I didn't fart, I swear. That's just how my chair sounds when I fart. Jar Man: Little horse, run free from the pains of society. Run free across the nation to your horse organization. Ash: Once upon a time there was a dog on a log and the little dog said nothing at all because dogs don't talk. Rue: If you really think about it, the IRS's number one target is the tooth fairy. She pays in cash and when she gets audited she can vanish away. I guess what I'm trying to say is the tooth fairy's a FELON! Jar Man: Little horse communist! Run away, Little horse communist! Enjoy your free horse healthcare! Enjoy your free horse things! Enjoy your free horse college! Enjoy your free horse knowledge! Where did you go? I miss you so-

Sowwy...

I wrote this for my writing class. I think I was going to call it Ether, but I don't really remember, it's been a couple weeks. But anyways...

*slides into hug with chocolates*

She nodded. "Alright, then. Let's go downstairs."

"I... I suppose I hadn't thought of that..." @shortcake

"Pete said something about helping in the garden last night. I would be willing to help as well, but I should probably stay with Lundyn if you're both going."

"Put him in the bed," she said, following Pic. @Cash67

Defenestration

Nope! The lie is number three. I'm actually allergic to amoxicillin (and probably every other cillin, but I only know that one for sure).

Nope! Try again.

1. I have never broken a bone 2. I have never gotten brain freeze 3. I am allergic to flu vaccines

She frowned, wrapped one of his arms over her shoulders, and started to lug him inside.

She put her hand on her mouth and groaned. "Well, there's our answer, I guess."

She kissed his forehead when it happened, and she sighed. “I’ll be right back.” She went downstairs to see what had happened.

She played with his hair a bit, and the flat part of her nails gently grazed across his forehead at times.

She nodded. She looked around the room, eyebrows scrunched. "Huh. It doesn't look like Jar Man came back." She nodded her head to the side. "Or he got locked out because we were all asleep."

Ave turned and smiled at her. "So much for trying not to wake you," she joked.