PyroPhile

Somebody ate a sandwich. Not the sandwich, but a sandwich.

Fortunately, the humans loved it because they could go on the rides, too.

(i think you got this confused with inverse ama)

Gets crippling depression.

Inserts hydroxic acid.

16 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"No. How do I do that?" Elan says. The abacus begins humming to the tune of Psycho. 

The boy pulls a screwdriver out of his pocket and takes off the wooden side bar of the abacus, revealing RAM sticks that look like tiny abacuses. He pushes on the clips holding them in place, takes them out, and puts them back in.

“Let’s see if it works this time.”

2 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

PyroPhile

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oops sorry

“Hmmm…”

The boy took the abacus and tried to compute 2+2. It came out as π, somehow. He shook it as well, and the words “You’re also dead” appear.

“Have you tried reseating the RAM?”

I did it intentionally 

I get notifs for everything I post in

Yes! This will prove an amazing addition to my collection of alkali metals! What extremely reactive chemical could I possibly trade for it? Ah! I know! Have some manganese heptoxide! It’s very fun.

I have some flammable goo.

Gets cursed Minecraft.

Inserts 

Gets the concept of walking right into getting the concept of getting.

Inserts a an SSD.

6 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

sunkist, the "perfect" dog, whom happens to be a sentient .jpeg appears next to him. sunkist appears to have lost his texture and is now a purple and black checkerboard.

“Oof, did his metadata get corrupted?“ The boy stuck a probe into the black and purple, then pressed a button behind the counter. It turned back into a dog. “That’s better.”

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Arch brings in an abacus. “Can you fix this?” He asks.

“What appears to be broken with it?”

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My school starts right now… 

violet is violent, and the

Mmm, perfectly roasted!

WTWTTS when you forget to reply to the RP you made for a week?

Fortunately, they are friendly baby dragons.

A pneumatic drill cracks open the shell and steals the sandwich. It then proceeds to run away.

Unmashes your potatoes

I’ll give you a potato chip for that.

I’ve got a DRAM chip.

Pepperoni will do just fine.

TBPM is a huge nerd. (I’m allowed to say this because I’m a huge nerd!)

Proof: Both are hungry for Universe Domination!

Theory: The Nightwatcher is learning from the Boon/Bane Game thread.

Granted, your air conditioning starts spewing out fluorine gas.

I wish for an AMD Radeon 7900 XTX.

Granted. Your chair is unleavably (not possible to leave) comfy.

I wish for an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D.

@Channelknight Fadran

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You available?

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maybe the discord was a bad idea… i’ll bring what i said from there to here

-ger, Pyro thought.
He stumbled maladroitly as he landed in a large, grassy field.

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It’s a link to a Discord server that I made to be parallel with the thread here.