SPECTRE120

Granted, you are now holding a pound of uranium. I wish for a copy of GTA6.

Granted. You no longer have hands to play the games. I wish for a generic sandwich.

I go to my laboratory and cackle with an evil laugh.

I laugh in triumph because I just asked the Nightwatcher for the sandwich, and there's no way my plan can go wrong.

Granted, I hacked into the 17th shard database and changed it but changed it back 5 seconds afterwards. I wish for The Sandwich.

Being a preschooler

Doctor Kraken

I grab and drink the healing potion and hit Vyz over the head with the empty bottle.

Meanwhile, in my laboratory, I begin construction of a machine that can automatically locate and teleport the Sandwich to me.

The Red Army

A while ago I tried to make a cryptic in Desmos 2d, and now I did it in their 3d graphing calculator. Link to 3d: https://www.desmos.com/3d/dwyba5wsoo Link to 2d: https://www.desmos.com/calculator/4rklg9ect0 Thanks to @RoyalBeeMage for the idea to do it in 3d!

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Titles are fun, but a lot of books have come out since they were updated, and so we have a lot of new things that could be titles. AFAIK no titles have been added since 2014. I'm trying to put together a list of all the titles that could be added. For reference, these are all the Cosmere books that have come out since 2014: Shadows of Self The Bands of Mourning Mistborn SH White Sand V. 1-3 Sixth of the Dusk Edgedancer Oathbringer Dawnshard Rhythm of War The Lost Metal Tress of the Emerald Sea Yumi and the Nightmare Painter The Sunlit Man Wind and Truth These are the titles we already have: I completely understand that the admins are busy and have other things to do, so please don't pester them about adding this; they are doing a great job already. In no particular order, here are the new titles. I've given rough ideas of where some of them should go, but it's very hard to order these things, because titles are a bit wonky (For example, compounder is below listener, which doesn't make much sense to me). Minor spoilers for all Cosmere works General Cosmere: Roshar: Scadrial: Sel: Nalthis: Yolen: Threnody: Lumar: Komashi: Canticle: First of the Sun: Dhatri: Taldain: Total new title suggestions: 83 Can anyone else think of new titles? Please don't mention every single spren or things like that; be realistic in what would actually be a title. Thanks to @Treamayne for helping with the formatting.

It was hydrogen, and while everybody is watching squirrels light on fire I sneakily grab the sandwich.

I'm still spinning so fast that I drill through the wall of my jail and escape. I then walk off to reclaim my blimp.

Hurricane

Cats

I come back from several posts ago with another blimp, this time with a forcefield, and use a tractor beam to get the sandwich from the squirrel.

Shardblade

Piano Concerto #1 by Tchaikovsky. Even if you don't like classical music I highly recommend listening to it, especially the first minute or so. Edit: Someone should make a spotify playlist of all these songs.

I was looking at WoBs and I found this one: When Brandon talked about speed-reading and not hearing it in your head I got a little confused, because that's just how I read books normally. I just kind of... think the book as I read it; I don't really hear the individual words in my head if that makes sense. I still can read the other way, I just don't when I read most books. I didn't know it wasn't the normal way people read. Does anyone else read like this?

All I need is the stick. Easy victory.

Banhammer

Prohibition

I think y'all are overthinking this. It's 42.