"It's not MY fault," he roared. "ALIA LIKED ME, AND YOU RUINED IT! YOU NEGATIVE AURA ZERO RIZZ OHIO IPAD SEPHORA BETA KID! YOU PROBABLY PREFER DRINKING VENTI STAR BUCKS DRINKS OVER WATCHING SKIBIDI TOILET!"
Alex had armor on. So he didn't get really that hurt. 'Twas but a flesh wound. A scratch, really.
He tackled Bobby. "YOU'RE NOT SIGMA. AND YOU'RE NOT THE ALPHA RIZZLER EITHER. YOU'RE SO BETA YOUR MOM CRIED WHEN YOU WERE BORN. THAT'S WHY YOUR NAME IS BOBBY. CUZ IT STARTS WITH A B. FOR BETA."
Alex's name, though, started with an A. So he was pretty Alpha.
"Thanks, man." Then he casually stabbed him. "Sorry, bro. It's nothing personal. I'm tryna get my little sister back from those skibidi Ohio beta no-rizz Sephora iPad kids."