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  1. Edema Rue
    The root cult was not in any way human.
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    I hear the drinking song they're singing.
  3. Edema Rue
    Throughout this whole conversation, Rue has been doing a victory dance around the remnants of the cottage, occasionally stopping to open a new bottle of root. Others joined her. Soon, there were hundreds of people in silly hats and shoes dancing around the cottage drinking root. And so the root cult was reborn.
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    Forest of Tal'rin "If something important is happening, I don't want to sit around uselessly in a forest. I'm coming. That is, if it's alright with you, Emma." @Ookla the Myopic
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    Forest of Tal'rin Rue shoots some dummies. I'm not as good as I used to be, she thinks. It doesn't matter. Even at her peak, the dummies would have been nearly impossible. And now...it doesn't take long for them to close in, making her bow useless. She falls to the ground. After several more attempts, she's mad. She wants to kill something, which is ironic, as that's exactly what she's struggling to do. Every time, she thinks. I fail every time. I am so tired of failing. But she stands up to try again, listening to a voice deep within her. @Ookla the Myopic
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    Rue stands up as well, trying to pretend she knew what was going on. She took a swig from her bottle of root and pulled out a sword, ready to fight once more.
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    Rue sat up groggily. She was alive. Bother. Through her blurred vision, she could see a cluster of people, the vengeance pact. She lay back down, reaching for a bottle of root.
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    Forest of Tal'rin "Sweet," Rue says, and a tall black bow appears. She takes the arrows. "Will these affect the dummies?" @Ookla the Myopic
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    Forest of Tal’rin “I hate swords. I want a bow. Can I have a bow? And arrows please?” @Ookla the Myopic
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    Meanwhile, Rue collapsed to the ground, energy spent. She was neither angry nor disappointed. Her Root Dragon was dead, and so she had nothing more to live for.
  12. Edema Rue
    Rue pulls out a paintball gun and starts firing sentient raisins at Everyone and everyone.
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    Rue coughed, feeling weak. Something Everyone was doing was working.
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    Forest of Tal’rin “Wait. Other weapons have been an option this whole time?! Can I please use literally anything except a sword?” @Ookla the Myopic
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    Rue had been occupied with the cookies, raisins, and root cultists. While the others were distracted, she healed Subversion, restoring her to her full power, and then some. Subversion eyed the heroes, dodging various attacks. “You don’t understand, do you? Without a villain, there are no heroes. The villain…we’re all victims, in the end. Why don’t I deserve to be Nameless’ heir? Who will avenge me after my death? No one. I’ll fight for myself.” She began to attack once more.
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    With a side of sapient raisins.
  17. Edema Rue
    A civilian walked by and took a picture of the scene: A cowering platypus, a hovering Drigger, a Flyrrer digging a hole, 2 sorceresses, Everyone sleeping, and various others holding swords. All in all, the civilian was sure to win the 'most unique photo' contest.
  18. Edema Rue
    Unfortunately for Everyone, they immediately breathed in a sedative that had begun to fill the area. Everyone was knocked out again, and the others began to slow, groggy.
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    Forest of Tal'rin "Wow," Rue says, after a long silence. "I...uh...I'm so sorry..." It's clear she isn't used to apologizing. @Ookla the Myopic
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    Or so they think. Both Rue and Subversion are accomplished with their illusion magic, and neither is where they seem to be.
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    “Well,” Subversion says, unwinded. “That wasn’t very nice at all. I rather liked that cottage.” Luckily, it appeared that you had all forgotten Rue. Large sword-vines, dipped in root, began to grow, and soon you were all on the ground, struggling to free yourselves.
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    Rue flinches at Platypus’s painful grammar and struggling syntax. And then Subversion brings out another weapon.
  23. Edema Rue
    tens of thousands of people flood the streets
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    But nothing appeared. Then Platypus fell, as did the others. They struggled to fend off their invisible attackers.
  25. Edema Rue
    His spell unravels, as impossibilities create paradoxes and ruin stories, and no one wants that.
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