Okay storytime
I'm in The Crucible right now. The guy who plays John Procter (the main character) is 6'5". The most famous line of the show is where he screams "God is dead!"
...BUT. For some reason, there was a glittery spear backstage. And so he was playing around with it today, and when he said that line he snapped the spear up and looked me dead in the eye. And I fell over and died, because my brain heard "Honor is dead" and saw Kaladin.
So, uh, YKYASFW that happens