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  1. Immortal Platypus
    no, nothing really happens here
  2. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus' Author tried to remember what page Thaidakar's Author's post was on. EDIT: He found it. Platypus punched the door again. And again. And again. I will get this freaking door down. -- "I would expect that. It was an adventure for me. However, there isn't too much time to train, so you're going to have to do exactly as I say. Step one. Hold the blade right." Hacob stepped forward and adjusted Thaidakar's grip. "That's how you have to hold it." "Now I don't have time to teach you all the ways to attack and defend yourself, so we're gonna hope you don't have to fight anyone too important and skilled until Platypus has time to train you later. We'll just learn the basics. This is a thrust." Hacob performed a basic thrust. "This is a block." He showed Thaidakar a basic block. "And this is what you'll actually use." He handed him a gadget. "Just press that button, it'll probably get you out of the situation you get into. But remember how to use that sword too." "Alright. I suppose I will cede this case. I still believe I am in the right, but I do not currently have the time to pursue these efforts longer. Fare thee well."
  3. Immortal Platypus
    The Platypus entered the arena. "Can you make a pool in here? Actually..." He Narrated a pool into existence. "If any of you tell the Ennullers, you're not gonna be in for a good time."
  4. Immortal Platypus
    I went there with my school last year
  5. Immortal Platypus
    "The "the" is part of TLT," the Platypus muttered. "See? It's not that bad. If you're a Narrator, there's not a chance in the world you're getting out, but otherwise, you're fine."
  6. Immortal Platypus
    I heard someone discussing a DND session, but I forgot who it was
  7. Immortal Platypus
    indeed
  8. Immortal Platypus
    "Um... It shouldn't've taken that long. The screening process isn't very intense. Unless you want to get out. That's really hard to achieve once you've entered, nearly impossible if you're a Narrator."
  9. Immortal Platypus
    hey that already happened a page ago
  10. Immortal Platypus
    "The fourth wall doesn't survive long in a realm connected to TLT."
  11. Immortal Platypus
    "I'm not from TLT," he says, squinting his eyebrows. "I just know some people from there." The Platypus just looked at 13 for a minute. "You realize I know Platypus, right? His Author said that you talked to him about TLT. And also that you would spend time on there when it was random, before the age of plot."
  12. Immortal Platypus
    "For the record, I am no ordinary platypus. I am a Platypus." "I feel personally attacked. You are describing an entire species you know. Would you like it if I described you as a gorilla plus a naked mole rat plus a dolphin? "Wait. Do you know Plot?"
  13. Immortal Platypus
    True power win
  14. Immortal Platypus
    "So? I guarantee that my food is better." "I have absolutely no idea, but there's apparently waffles, pancakes, and a single burger."
  15. Immortal Platypus
    The House win
  16. Immortal Platypus

    I expect you passed the test. How'd it go? How many tries did it take? Get any good advice?

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      Immortal Platypus

      yeah, him.

      yeah, don't do that. they kinda need breath :P 

    3. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      *breathe

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      what do you mean? They need breath.

  17. Immortal Platypus
    "Why would it be sad? The elixir of the gods is far better for you," the Platypus says, confused.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    darkside lightside
  19. Immortal Platypus
    "I noticed," the Platypus responded equally as dry. "Do you have any others?" "Probably a good idea not to have Nowhere here. He'd be eager to analyze it, and I highly doubt this is easily analyzable. On the other hand, maybe it's a great idea for him to be here." The Platypus stared at her incredulously. "I am literally a Platypus. I do not eat either."
  20. Immortal Platypus
    I just took the guard test
  21. Immortal Platypus
    "Hey, I know Impossible! He's cool. Have you seen Nowhere around?"
  22. Immortal Platypus
    A Platypus fell from the sky, landing on Shadow's head. He stood up, brushed himself off, and hopped to the ground. "So what's happening here?"
  23. Immortal Platypus
    however, what's a couple thousand pages between threads
  24. Immortal Platypus
    I'd say it's pretty large.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    close enough. also cause the gingers are our mortal enemies I would also read the first post to understand
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