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  1. Immortal Platypus
    So they ignored all thoughts and attacked the snakes.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    We'll switch off who gets the sandwich, but if one person can't deliver, the other gets an extra day.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    *gets to Scotland after Wiz*
  4. Immortal Platypus
    I BET HE HATES STICKS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Immortal Platypus
    *takes the high road*
  6. Immortal Platypus
    This might have been their greatest foe yet. Except perhaps the Division Dingos, but that's a story for another time.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    I agree and Nerdy and I reform the 17S court system. I am the official judge. And as Nerdy realized that their lawsuit was stupid, they gave the sandwich to me. I also sue Nameless for improper grammar.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    But the Root Kittens weren't there so they went elsewhere to find them.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    I yell at Nameless for improper grammar. I fill in Nerdy's hole and take the sandwich back.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    *wants more root* *commits Root theft from Wiz*
  11. Immortal Platypus
    *reflects on Sihl's life decisions*
  12. Immortal Platypus
    "Boring!" I shout at you. You turn back to challenge me, at which point I steal the sandwich and walks down the path.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    no, he only implied it and you should be taking this test *doesn't want to go to therapy* *finally submits* *resists attempts* *submits to attempts to get me to grow* *eats all the muffins at the party and nullifies progress*
  14. Immortal Platypus
    did it let you get genuine chicken flavor?
  15. Immortal Platypus
    Soulcasted chull meat that has been sitting in the sun for 3 days at that!
  16. Immortal Platypus
    you used the wrong "you're." Anyway, I'm not. Because ramen can't laugh! It doesn't have vocal cords!!!
  17. Immortal Platypus
    I believe I know it. gotta check though. Can I bring two suns?
  18. Immortal Platypus
    Can I take a child that is thought to be inferior to others?
  19. Immortal Platypus
    no. Nothing can laugh in the face of all pancakes. Unless it's a evil Kandra witch-insect centaur. (With more crimes)
  20. Immortal Platypus
    My corpse rises. "That was rude." I point in your direction, horror evident on my face. When you look, I hit your atomically unstable chocolate explodinator and it explodes. I take the nicely toasted sandwich from your fallen body's hands.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    Plus a whole lot of things. But we'll stop putting the whole list of crimes. Should we summon the jury?
  22. Immortal Platypus
    nope. I have none. TPBM wishes they could visit people in books.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    What if he's a Mistwraith pretending to be a Kandra pretending to be a Shard-witch-sorceress-waerloga-enchantress-Aes Sedai combo? Legends tend to have a basis in fact.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    does grammar also not matter? What about common sense? Also, we have equal power as two Shards, so in claiming your power is superior, YOU'VE PROVED YOU'RE A WITCH, OR A SORCERESS, OR A WAERLOGA, OR AN ENCHANTRESS, OR AN AES SEDAI. And also an insect centaur, but that isn't proved by this.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    that is... not a word.
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