Immortal Platypus

just... don't eat the bad cheese. I'm so helpful

Platypus' Mind: Subconscious Section "Shrai! What did you do to me?" "That wasn't me. I'd think you'd know that I can't influence you while you're in control. Plus, we agreed. You're in charge, but you listen to me. If I had something to say, I would have done it there." "Then... Who was it? Could your Blade have been Korrupted?" "As far as I've seen, it can't be Korrupted. It hasn't been tested against a Kaos avatar though, so it's possible. But even if it could, it couldn't knock you out." "Okay. Look for what it could've been, and tell me if you find anything."

you can't stop it. AND YOU AREN'T WINNING THE MIDDLEST POST WINS (i think) OR THE 100,000th POST WINS!!!!!

oh. you're not cultured in THE GAME!!!!! *evil cackling* Basically if you think about it, you lose. You have now lost THE GAME!!!!!!! You will now forever continue to lose THE GAME!!!!!! There's a thread about it somewhere, but I'm too lazy to find it

I saw that one coming. With the desk and highlighter art, I definitely saw it coming

*screams too* Wait, is this good screaming or bad screaming?

so to get this back on track, the next answer! That is The Lopen to you.

Very situational, but possible! and that's what matters! now I can flex on my friends *pretends not to hear this* *is strongest in campaign as a ranger* *actually uses features unlike rest of party* *has been accidentally miscalculating damage (adding about 7 dmg per shot) for most of the campaign* *is still the strongest, even after the correction* *decides to calculate current max damage without volley* Oh, ya know about the max damage I told ya'll about with volley? Double it and that's my actual max. (I forgot to account for critical hits (I don't know if it's just our homebrew or not, but if you roll a 20, you roll double the damage dice as normal).) And if you look at the spell lightning arrow, I'm not even calculating the area affect damage in (I think. It's been a while since I calculated it and I've forgotten all of what I've put in )

I quickly recover. Then I stand in shock for a little. "That incompetent fool?" While you fall in shock at my blatant disrespect for probably the most well know human in Pokemon, despite my support for it, I take the sandwich. for real though, competitive Pokemon is super cool. And I'm not a fan of Ash at all

I'm so nice

maybe i don't wanna win. Maybe I want to make you lose! THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Including you! You aren't either

yes.

*eats Nerdy's grammar*

ouch. you're only kind of right. Plus, there has been soooooo much that's changed since gen 1 and it's super important. I use the power of Pokemon manga to re-reclaim the sandwich.

YYYyyYYYeeEEEESSSss. Do you like the blood of your enemies?

it's really funny I love it

i read that as incense the first time and was very confused why people were so concerned. I now have realized.

yep! also, I'm not even an oldest child. I just exist in all sorts of forums

you have been put in the signature

???????????????? Why? I have discovered something weird. If you put on the strike through before you change the color and highlights, it doesn't show

SHARDBUDDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRAISE BE THE ONE TRUE STICK!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU THE SAME PERSON AS ME!!!? I got Windrunner, Elsecaller, Bondsmith, Stoneward. And they were all within like 7% of each other.

Dang it! well... i mean, they are related. Through the mother's side?